silentkid wrote:I post here because it helps with my low self-esteem. I'm 35 and I still live in my parents' basment. I didn't graduate high school, but got my GED a few years ago. You, my fellow posters, are my only contact with the real world. I post anonymously because I am a hyprocite...a weak-kneed, spineless liar. I am a sinner. I stopped believing in the church (even though deep down I know it's true) because I wanted to drink alcohol, smoke pot, and masturbate. I like to eat Cheetos until my fingers turn orange. I smear my greasy, orange fingers on clean, white surfaces. I put tape on my cat's feet. I scream at babies. I listen to filthy music, like The 2 Live Crew and Too $hort. I'm looking forward to the day when I will be able to obtain the posting status and respect of the greats: Wade, Crockett, and Peterson.
ROFL
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato
silentkid wrote:I post here because it helps with my low self-esteem. I'm 35 and I still live in my parents' basment. I didn't graduate high school, but got my GED a few years ago. You, my fellow posters, are my only contact with the real world. I post anonymously because I am a hyprocite...a weak-kneed, spineless liar. I am a sinner. I stopped believing in the church (even though deep down I know it's true) because I wanted to drink alcohol, smoke pot, and masturbate. I like to eat Cheetos until my fingers turn orange. I smear my greasy, orange fingers on clean, white surfaces. I put tape on my cat's feet. I scream at babies. I listen to filthy music, like The 2 Live Crew and Too $hort. I'm looking forward to the day when I will be able to obtain the posting status and respect of the greats: Wade, Crockett, and Peterson.
You forgot that you weigh 500 lbs and can't move under your own power.
He weights 800 lbs.....get it right Nehor! ;P
And silentkid forgot to mention that he doesn't rewind videos (he's the last guy to not have a DVD player) and that his masturbation is taking him steadily toward homosexuality......of course he's a 35 year old virgin so at least he'll be the celibate homosexual guy that LDS love.
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
rcrocket wrote: As to those who tend to post posts favorable to the Church and who claim to be faithful, these fall into the following categories:
1. True believers who want to support and defend. They almost always ill-educated and shallowly-read.
2. Academics who waste their time and their employer's money spending time in posts defending the Church. But, they have the intellectual horses to do so and contribute occasionally.
3. The witty and urbane, who post merely to see their witticisms rather than contribute anything.
4. The smug, the self-righteous.
5. The dilettante, the accomplished in some profession or field, who contributes, but who is an amateur in academics. I frankly cannot see why such a person would spend any time on a board like this, but they do.
6. The mean, the malicious, the combatant.
rcrocket
I think I qualify as #1, 3, 4, and 6.
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato
rcrocket wrote: As to those who tend to post posts favorable to the Church and who claim to be faithful, these fall into the following categories:
1. True believers who want to support and defend. They almost always ill-educated and shallowly-read.
2. Academics who waste their time and their employer's money spending time in posts defending the Church. But, they have the intellectual horses to do so and contribute occasionally.
3. The witty and urbane, who post merely to see their witticisms rather than contribute anything.
4. The smug, the self-righteous.
5. The dilettante, the accomplished in some profession or field, who contributes, but who is an amateur in academics. I frankly cannot see why such a person would spend any time on a board like this, but they do.
6. The mean, the malicious, the combatant.
rcrocket
This brought a smile to my face as I thought of people from MAD to plug into these various categories.
Okay, if you were given a MAD IQ test in which you had to plug the following posters into these categories and do so in under five minutes to receive a food pellet, which categories would you assign them to?
Bishop Peterson
Juliann
Charity
Pahoran
Smac97
Wade
California Kid
The Dude
Bond
Severian
Asbestosman
Bokovoy
Hamblin
Moksha wrote: Okay, if you were given a MAD IQ test in which you had to plug the following posters into these categories and do so in under five minutes to receive a food pellet, which categories would you assign them to?
Bishop Peterson: 1, 2, 3, 4, 6
Juliann: 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6
Charity: 1
Pahoran: 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6
Smac97: 3,4
Wade: 4
California Kid: DNA
The Dude; DNA
Bond: DNA
Severian: ?
Asbestosman: 3
Bokovoy: 2
Hamblin: 2, 6