Do you still respect the titles?

Post by **_Infymus** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:31 pm

harmony wrote:
Infymus wrote:
harmony wrote:
Infymus wrote:Yes, my wife is still LDS and to respect her wishes (a.k.a. to to fight about it), I allow her to follow her own faith.

How very big of you... to "allow" her to follow her own faith. You sound exactly like every Mormon priesthood holder I ever knew.

Shut up and sit down while the men are talking.

And get me a sammich.

Tsk tsk. Sounds like you need an antacid.

Or you could just talk dirty to me. :)

_rcrocket · Post by **_rcrocket** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:37 pm

Infymus wrote:
harmony wrote:
Infymus wrote:Yes, my wife is still LDS and to respect her wishes (a.k.a. to to fight about it), I allow her to follow her own faith.

How very big of you... to "allow" her to follow her own faith. You sound exactly like every Mormon priesthood holder I ever knew.

Shut up and sit down while the men are talking.

And get me a sammich.

How can one tell if God is a woman?

_Yoda · Post by **_Yoda** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:06 pm

rcrocket wrote:
Infymus wrote:
harmony wrote:
Infymus wrote:Yes, my wife is still LDS and to respect her wishes (a.k.a. to to fight about it), I allow her to follow her own faith.

How very big of you... to "allow" her to follow her own faith. You sound exactly like every Mormon priesthood holder I ever knew.

Shut up and sit down while the men are talking.

And get me a sammich.

How can one tell if God is a woman?

I'll bite. How can one tell if God is a woman?

_rcrocket · Post by **_rcrocket** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:16 pm

You'll be burning in hell and not know the reason.

Post by **_Some Schmo** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:33 pm

rcrocket wrote:You'll be burning in hell and not know the reason.

I think that if there is a god, there's absolutely no doubt she's a woman, and this would be one of the reasons why. Also, she expects you to know what she wants without actually telling you, gets really pissed if you even think about other gods, and won't even talk to you if you don't ask her for things "the right way."

Oh, and I'm sure god has big tits, so there's that.

Post by **_Blixa** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:26 pm

Some Schmo wrote:Oh, and I'm sure god has big tits, so there's that.

I thought the title of this thread was "Do you still respect the titties?" I just realized now it's about titles. Thank god, Schmo and I are on the same page...

Post by **_Ren** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:44 pm

Blixa wrote:I thought the title of this thread was "Do you still respect the titties?"

My goodness - that is genius!

Post by **_Doctor Steuss** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:22 pm

rcrocket wrote:You'll be burning in hell and not know the reason.

The only reason I would be "burning in hell" would be if Protestantism has the concept of Hades and Sheol correct...

Post by **_Infymus** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:49 pm

Oh great, now we've dropped into pr0n...

/me thinks about god with big titties
//me rethinks telling god to F* off, especially if god has big titties
///me get slapped in the head by his wife, for thinking about this

Post by **_Some Schmo** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 5:14 am

Blixa wrote:
Some Schmo wrote:Oh, and I'm sure god has big tits, so there's that.

I thought the title of this thread was "Do you still respect the titties?" I just realized now it's about titles. Thank god, Schmo and I are on the same page...

Just when I thought I couldn't love ya any more, you go and post this...

;)

Oh, and yes... I'll always respect the titties.