Do you think it would be fun to be a General Authority?

[_Runtu]

I think it would be awful. Here are these old guys who probably would rather be enjoying their retirement, but instead are globe-trotting and obsessing over numbers and growth and having to listen to the confessions of masturbating missionaries. Sounds like hell to me.

[_Trevor]

Wade surely had high hopes for improvement in your mental health, also, Trevor. Alas, your anti-Mormon bias and cognitive distortions rendered you incapable of benefiting from his sage advice to look inward to find the source of all disaffection with Mormonism. If only you could see that the problem lies with you and not the church, you could then soften your heart and be of sound mental health once again, just like all the gays helped by Wade's CSADD endeavor.
KA

You know, KA, there is a certain amount of truth to this. The problem between me and the LDS Church is largely a problem with me. It is rooted in these silly ideas like: thinking is better than knee-jerk obedience, extraordinary claims ought to have something substantial to back them up, women should enjoy the same privileges as men, etc. Surely I am in need of 'thought reform' to realign me in my LDS orientation.