I have the sudden and inexplicable urge to write. Well, it's not really sudden. A lot of the reason for the move to seattle was so I could write uninterupted. I've been brainstorming what to write, here's the ideas so far, in the form of book titles.
The 40th Year: Man's exodus from religion.
Madness Craved: An unauthorized Autobiography
The Zen of Zelda: How to gain inner peace by the virtual sword
Writing in the Tub: Essays on Genius (Guess where I am!)
Get Rich by Writing A Book About How To Get Rich, And Sell It To Everyone: The New Internet Pyramid Scheme
Awesome: A story about a Time Traveling Ninja.
I'll probably end up writing them all, but I'd like to get a rough draft on one of them done by the end of the month. What's your vote?
I need to write. You help.
-
_barrelomonkeys
- _Emeritus
- Posts: 3004
- Joined: Sat Jun 09, 2007 7:00 pm
-
_keene
- _Emeritus
- Posts: 10098
- Joined: Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:05 pm
-
_Dr. Shades
- _Emeritus
- Posts: 14117
- Joined: Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:07 pm
You should begin with Writing in the Tub: Essays on Genius. People like to feel smart, and if they buy a book with "genius" in the title, they'll feel smart. They'll feel even smarter when they walk around with it in their hands where everyone can see what they're carrying.
You'll sell more copies, and thus make more money, that way.
You'll sell more copies, and thus make more money, that way.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"
--Louis Midgley
--Louis Midgley
-
_Belial