The I Hate Everything Thread

Post by **_The Nehor** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:53 pm

I hate:

Posing for nice photos
That things get dirty when I didn't do anything to make that happen
Having to get up before noon
Women who try to hook me up with their daughters
Daughters that try to hook me up with their moms (Okay, actually that's cute unless their daughter is a teenager)
Cleaning the Bathroom
Construction that makes it take a half hour to get to nearest grocery store.
Talk Radio

To be more of an optimist, I love:

Working from home
My new computers
My spunky little sisters
My new surround sound setup
Books
Quesadillas
My more intense workout regime
My new boss
Kisses (both chocolate and not)
Hugs
My throw pillow
My God
My Board game collection.
My parents

Post by **_Ren** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:55 pm

I hate:

Paris Hilton. And anybody else that carries a dog in their purse.

Post by **_barrelomonkeys** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:11 pm

asbestosman wrote:I hate:

I gross people out with elementary school humor.

Haha. ;P

Post by **_barrelomonkeys** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:13 pm

RenegadeOfPhunk wrote:I hate:

Paris Hilton. And anybody else that carries a dog in their purse.

Oh! That is so worthy of a place on this thread! Good call.

Post by **_keene** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:17 pm

barrelomonkeys wrote:Men talking about their members as if I care what size they are?!

6'9". It's true. It's taller than me.

(Someone had to do it.)

Post by **_barrelomonkeys** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:35 pm

*eye roll*

Post by **_keene** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:47 pm

I also hate:

Distractions that I love.
When I hate doing work I love.
When people I care about feel a sudden and direct opposition to thought.
Shaving.
Taking longer than 15 seconds to comb my hair.
Sitting cross-legged on the floor for 16 hours straight, because you're too poor to go out, because of stupid bank transfers that take 3 stupid days, and because you were too stupid to just pack the bananna chair when you decided to move. (Doesn't everyone, though?)
The emotion of lonliness (as opposed to the action of lonliness -- I like being alone, but I hate feeling lonely.)
My Ego.
Mess, or more accurately, my unwillingness to clean it.
The fact that every time I buy a new video card, the game I want to play doesn't support it (I need to go get an 8 series GeForce for hellgate: london and Bioshock.)
The Federal Reserve
Subsidized Corporatism (Do not confuse with capitalism, which I love)
The hospital that held me against my will, put me on drugs, and had me sign things while doped up, and then charging me $4000, and ruining my credit.
Dreams that end right at the good part.

Post by **_moksha** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:50 pm

keene wrote:I hate:

Dreams in which I'm tired and looking for a place to sleep.

Or looking for a urinal but can't seem to find one.

Maybe that dream is reserved for when you are older....

Post by **_barrelomonkeys** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:51 pm

More intensely dislikes:

People that say they read a book when they did NOT!
Debaters that copy and paste from Google
Creepy females that imitate you - the Single White Female complex (shudder!)
Dirty restrooms (hence why I'm particular about my gas station)
Pot holes
Getting my oil changed
Made for t.v. movies
Perms
Awful shampoo and conditioner found in cheap hotels
Running outta hot water in the shower
Dishonest ebay sellers
Arby's
Brad Pitt
Ookie pick up lines
Property taxes

Post by **_barrelomonkeys** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:53 pm

keene wrote:Dreams that end right at the good part.

I just close my eyes and keep on going. ;P