Bite your tongue woman...and get me 2 cheddar melts and an order of curly fries.
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
When people merely use s for possessive constructs
When people use "their," "there," and "they're" interchangeably
When people misspell words so many times in a single post that it looks like they don't even care about the English language
When Family Guy and American Dad get pre-empted for some stupid sports game
Online Mormons who pretend--or, worse yet, don't realize--that the lame apologetic excuse they've just cooked up isn't in any way representative of Mormon theology or doctrine
Waking up any way other than naturally
Fast-food places that close before 4:00 a.m.
Acid reflux flare-ups
College math requirements
Any band that was in any way influenced by Nirvana
The act of hunting for any reason other than basic survival
Gas stations that charge your debit card $75.00--no matter how much gasoline you actually paid for--and then refund it just so they can make an extra few cents on interest during the interim
People who wear cowboy hats at any time other than when actually herding cattle
People who don't check their blind spot
Traffic lights that turn red even though there isn't anyone in the cross-street
People who get their infants' ears pierced
People who do things or think a certain way just because their parents did
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"
Dreams in which I'm tired and looking for a place to sleep.
Or looking for a urinal but can't seem to find one.
Maybe that dream is reserved for when you are older....
Consider those dreams lucky. I've heard that those who actually manage to find urinals in their dreams end up with a cold surprise in the morning.
It's true. I wet the bed till I was 15, and dreams like those were quite common. I always /thought/ I got up to go to the bathroom, but it turned out to be a dream. Eventually I was able to tell the difference -- usually if there was a urinal next to the TV, I'd figure it out.
I agree. Have you had their mozarella sticks? Those are TO DIE FOR!
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"
Feeling hatred towards anyone. It is such a wasted emotion.
insomnia
missing deadlines or being late
brussel sprouts
hangovers
missing people I love
any bed or pillows other than my own
hospital food
running out of loo paper at the most inopportune moment
the smell of peoples houses who let their dogs inside
housework
shifting house (getting there is fine, it's the actual process of getting there I hate)
Mondayitis
cruelty
missing Coronation Street
What is Arbys? I assume some kind of fast-food chain? One that hasn't made it to our shores yet.