The I Hate Everything Thread

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_Bond...James Bond
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Post by _Bond...James Bond »

barrelomonkeys wrote:Arby's


Bite your tongue woman...and get me 2 cheddar melts and an order of curly fries.
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Post by _barrelomonkeys »

Bond...James Bond wrote:
barrelomonkeys wrote:Arby's


Bite your tongue woman...and get me 2 cheddar melts and an order of curly fries.


I prefer to have someone else bite my tongue..... but this is probably the wrong thread for that!?
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I really hate:
  • When people use 's for plural constructs
  • When people merely use s for possessive constructs
  • When people use "their," "there," and "they're" interchangeably
  • When people misspell words so many times in a single post that it looks like they don't even care about the English language
  • When Family Guy and American Dad get pre-empted for some stupid sports game
  • Online Mormons who pretend--or, worse yet, don't realize--that the lame apologetic excuse they've just cooked up isn't in any way representative of Mormon theology or doctrine
  • Waking up any way other than naturally
  • Fast-food places that close before 4:00 a.m.
  • Acid reflux flare-ups
  • College math requirements
  • Any band that was in any way influenced by Nirvana
  • The act of hunting for any reason other than basic survival
  • Gas stations that charge your debit card $75.00--no matter how much gasoline you actually paid for--and then refund it just so they can make an extra few cents on interest during the interim
  • People who wear cowboy hats at any time other than when actually herding cattle
  • People who don't check their blind spot
  • Traffic lights that turn red even though there isn't anyone in the cross-street
  • People who get their infants' ears pierced
  • People who do things or think a certain way just because their parents did
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Post by _keene »

Dr. Shades wrote:I really hate:
  • Fast-food places that close before 4:00 a.m.
  • Acid reflux flare-ups


Possibly related?

barrelomonkeys wrote:Arby's


BLASPHEMER!!

I haven't even found my local arby's yet, but now I will, and I'll stuff my face silly with chedder melts, just out of spite!
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Post by _asbestosman »

moksha wrote:
keene wrote:I hate:


Dreams in which I'm tired and looking for a place to sleep.


Or looking for a urinal but can't seem to find one.

Maybe that dream is reserved for when you are older....


Consider those dreams lucky. I've heard that those who actually manage to find urinals in their dreams end up with a cold surprise in the morning.
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Post by _keene »

asbestosman wrote:
moksha wrote:
keene wrote:I hate:


Dreams in which I'm tired and looking for a place to sleep.


Or looking for a urinal but can't seem to find one.

Maybe that dream is reserved for when you are older....


Consider those dreams lucky. I've heard that those who actually manage to find urinals in their dreams end up with a cold surprise in the morning.


It's true. I wet the bed till I was 15, and dreams like those were quite common. I always /thought/ I got up to go to the bathroom, but it turned out to be a dream. Eventually I was able to tell the difference -- usually if there was a urinal next to the TV, I'd figure it out.
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Post by _Blixa »

Dr. Shades wrote:[[*]People who wear cowboy hats at any time other than when actually herding cattle[


Amen, brother.

Also I hate Arby's. A lot.
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Post by _keene »

Blixa wrote:
Dr. Shades wrote:[[*]People who wear cowboy hats at any time other than when actually herding cattle[


Amen, brother.

Also I hate Arby's. A lot.


If we didn't have our policy of everyone welcome, I would totally ban you right now. Arbys is god.
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Post by _Dr. Shades »

keene wrote:Arbys is god.


I agree. Have you had their mozarella sticks? Those are TO DIE FOR!
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Post by _mormonmistress »

Feeling hatred towards anyone. It is such a wasted emotion.
insomnia
missing deadlines or being late
brussel sprouts
hangovers
missing people I love
any bed or pillows other than my own
hospital food
running out of loo paper at the most inopportune moment
the smell of peoples houses who let their dogs inside
housework
shifting house (getting there is fine, it's the actual process of getting there I hate)
Mondayitis
cruelty
missing Coronation Street
What is Arbys? I assume some kind of fast-food chain? One that hasn't made it to our shores yet.
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