The I Hate Everything Thread

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_barrelomonkeys
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Post by _barrelomonkeys »

I just have one hate to add to this thread:

I hate women that pretend to be a friend and then flirt with a man, right in front of me, that they are perfectly aware that I like or am in a relationship with.
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Post by _ludwigm »

Will I be moderated out for jokes?

The captain's first flight with a new copilot.
The copilot is slit-eyed, the captain has crooked nose. (Sorry!)
Captain:
- I hate Japs!
- Why?
- Because of Pearl Harbour!
- But I'm not Jap, I'm Korean.
- Japs, Koreans, Vietnamese, all the same!
- But, captain, I hate Jews!
- Why?
- They sank the Titanic!
- It was iceberg, not Jews.
- Goldberg, Rosenberg, iceberg, all the same.
- Whenever a poet or preacher, chief or wizard spouts gibberish, the human race spends centuries deciphering the message. - Umberto Eco
- To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
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Post by _keene »

BANKS! I HATE BANKS!!

Banks that have a 3 day wire-transfer wait, for no good reason!

Banks that, after having the wire transfer go through, put a NINE DAY HOLD on the funds!!

Banks that keep telling you there is nothing they can do, until you actually pull out the service agreement and show them that they HAVE to!

Banks that don't even post a DIRECT CASH DEPOSIT to your account, so you get hit with an overdraft fee later that day, and then having a 3 day reversal policy.

Banks that only go by "available" funds when determining if you actually did overdraft, even if you have 4 deposits that will get there before any charges are actually proccessed!

I.
HATE.
BANKS.
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Post by _gramps »

I really hate when a poster doesn't read the thread before posting something that has already been expressed and hashed out. Perhaps it helps with their ego to think they were the first ones to come up with their brilliant insight(s). But, in actuality, they just look more stupid and lazy each time they do it.

One certain poster does this a lot. God, it bugs me.

Read the frickin' thread first before you charge in with a bag over your head, numskull!
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Post by _gramps »

Another thing:

I really hate when someone who has terrible prose complains to another poster about their prose. I would laugh if it wasn't so sad.

Gosh, maybe it is the same one who rushes in before reading the damn thread. Hummh. Could be?
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Post by _Some Schmo »

I hate Brett Favor... Flavre... Frave... Frivol... Flavor... Faver... Fivehole...

Whatever the hell his stupid name is. Most overrated QB in history.

And by extension, I have the Green Bay Fudge Packers.
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Post by _Bond...James Bond »

Some Schmo wrote:I hate Brett Favor... Flavre... Frave... Frivol... Flavor... Faver... Fivehole...

Whatever the hell his stupid name is. Most overrated QB in history.

And by extension, I have the Green Bay Fudge Packers.


Did you see the game last night.....dang. Denver pissed all over the seat, curtains, and in the trash can during overtime.
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Post by _Some Schmo »

Bond...James Bond wrote:
Some Schmo wrote:I hate Brett Favor... Flavre... Frave... Frivol... Flavor... Faver... Fivehole...

Whatever the hell his stupid name is. Most overrated QB in history.

And by extension, I have the Green Bay Fudge Packers.


Did you see the game last night.....dang. Denver pissed all over the seat, curtains, and in the trash can during overtime.


What, you mean for the 10 seconds it lasted?
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Post by _Zoidberg »

Things that piss me off:

That no one appreciates good cartoons, like Daria.

That Seth Rogen is not everyone's favorite actor.

That Kucinich gets called a wacko idiot.

That Americans don't usually know the difference between communism and socialism but act like they know what they are talking about.

That I routinely get asked if I'm a mail-order bride.

The stereotype that all Russian women married to Americans are mail-order brides.

The stereotypical and almost obligatory ridicule of LOTR fans.

Root beer.

Relief Society voice.

That morality is synonymous with sexual restrictions in the LDS mindset.

Meat jello.

Green jello.

That some people don't know the difference between "you're" and "your".

That some people take what Maddox writes seriously.

Billowy shirts.

That it's so hard to get any good foreign movies in this country and that no one here watches foreign movies.
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Post by _gramps »

Zoidberg wrote (among other things):

The stereotype that all Russian women married to Americans are mail-order brides.


You mean, it's not true?

Damn! Another belief I need to refigure.

Down with stereotypes!
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