Romance is HARD!

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_keene
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Romance is HARD!

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Hey everyone,

I'm running severely low on romantic ideas! I'm still trying desperately to win back my wife. I want to do something that will show her in no uncertain terms that she is deeply and intensely loved, and at the sime time create a deep, passionate desire within her. Something that can speak to that part of her on the inside so it can tell her "yes, this is right."

I've been writing poetry on an almost daily basis, and it always makes her smile, and it makes her heart go "a-flutter," but there's so much hesitation still.

One idea I've had is to write a love letter on a stack of post-its, so each note has it's own word, and make a trail for her to follow, leading to something like flowers, or a gift of some sort... (or possibly, to the bedroom? ;)

I've also thought of sneaking over to her apartment building, and covering the stairway with balloons, and leaving a note or flowers or something -- but the repurcussions of that could be huge, seeing as her current roommate hates me, and also is in love with her >.>;

Any ideas?
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_Dr. Shades
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Re: Romance is HARD!

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keene wrote:Any ideas?


Yeah. When you titled the thread "Romance is HARD," was that a Freudian slip?
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Re: Romance is HARD!

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Dr. Shades wrote:
keene wrote:Any ideas?


Yeah. When you titled the thread "Romance is HARD," was that a Freudian slip?


More like a secret code, to let you know how well the relationship's doing. :D
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Yes, romance is hard.

Let her sit on it for a while. It will take some time for her; and you don't want her back until she is ready. Go sloooooow!

Slow is always goooooood.
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gramps wrote:Yes, romance is hard.

Let her sit on it for a while. It will take some time for her; and you don't want her back until she is ready. Go sloooooow!

Slow is always goooooood.


OK...my mind is definitely in the gutter. LOL
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gramps wrote:Yes, romance is hard.

Let her sit on it for a while. It will take some time for her; and you don't want her back until she is ready. Go sloooooow!

Slow is always goooooood.


Slow also means plenty of time for them to find someone else.

Or as my friend sings, "Some day my prince will come; by then I'll be sixty-one."
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The Nehor wrote:
gramps wrote:Yes, romance is hard.

Let her sit on it for a while. It will take some time for her; and you don't want her back until she is ready. Go sloooooow!

Slow is always goooooood.


Slow also means plenty of time for them to find someone else.

Or as my friend sings, "Some day my prince will come; by then I'll be sixty-one."


Well, I wasn't thinking that slow.

Romance is never hard for that long!
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gramps wrote:
The Nehor wrote:
gramps wrote:Yes, romance is hard.

Let her sit on it for a while. It will take some time for her; and you don't want her back until she is ready. Go sloooooow!

Slow is always goooooood.


Slow also means plenty of time for them to find someone else.

Or as my friend sings, "Some day my prince will come; by then I'll be sixty-one."


Well, I wasn't thinking that slow.

Romance is never hard for that long!


Hmmm....How long would you say romance is hard....rough estimate?

;)

OK...I have to quit posting on this thread now. Mind...still in the gutter.

LOL
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If you love something set it free, then when it is not looking, taser it and take it back home.
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Post by _karl61 »

B yourself and B there - consistently as this may take time - like running water wears down rocks - it's just the little things but over time.
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