Does anyone in Utah or Salt Lake counties want a new couch?

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_Dr. Shades
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Does anyone in Utah or Salt Lake counties want a new couch?

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By "new" I mean "new to you."

We recently bought new couches (suede leather, far more than I could afford), and thus have a previous couch that we no longer have any use for. So, if anyone in Utah or Salt Lake counties wants a couch, it's free for the taking.

HERE'S THE CATCH:

I promised our other previous couch and loveseat to Keene (the other administrator here), so when you pick your couch up, we respectfully request that you drive another couch and loveseat to Keene's place. He & I live in the same town, so it would only be less than 10 minutes out of your way.

Any takers?
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I would like to do this, but alas, I too have no truck.
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Do you know anyone who does?
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Post by _LifeOnaPlate »

You might also try posting a free listing on Craig's List or the free KSL classifieds; they are good places to ditch furniture.
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Re: Does anyone in Utah or Salt Lake counties want a new cou

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Dr. Shades wrote:Any takers?



What color?
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The woodworking is, of course, dark mahogany brown, whereas the cushion covering is a subdued Aztec-style pattern.

The loveseat is an off-white.
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Would it be asking too much for you to upload a picture?


ktall
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Re: Does anyone in Utah or Salt Lake counties want a new cou

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Dr. Shades wrote:By "new" I mean "new to you."

We recently bought new couches (suede leather, far more than I could afford), and thus have a previous couch that we no longer have any use for. So, if anyone in Utah or Salt Lake counties wants a couch, it's free for the taking.

HERE'S THE CATCH:

I promised our other previous couch and loveseat to Keene (the other administrator here), so when you pick your couch up, we respectfully request that you drive another couch and loveseat to Keene's place. He & I live in the same town, so it would only be less than 10 minutes out of your way.

Any takers?


Take it to Deseret industries!!!!

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ktallamigo wrote:Would it be asking too much for you to upload a picture?


Yes, because 1) my stepdaughter is the one with the digital camera and she's out of town, and 2) I'd have to host the photo on my website and I don't have an FTP program installed.

Mercury wrote:Take it to Deseret industries!!!!

Yukyukyuk


I can't. I don't own a pickup truck and Deseret Industries doesn't make house calls.
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