Apologetics Wonderland

[_Runtu]

Apologetics Wonderland

FARMS review, have you read it?
Must be true, Nibley said it.
No horses or steel?
Don't worry, they're real
In an apologetics wonderland.

Gone away are the critics
They're so mean and pathetic
You can trust me
And my Ph.D.
In an apologetics wonderland.

We'll head off the antis with a strawman
And pretend that it's their argument
When they complain about it, we'll say aw, man.
We know better what you really meant.

Later on, we'll conspire,
Making sure Quinn's not hired.
He makes us afraid
And that's why we've stayed,
In an apologetics wonderland.

If that doesn't work, another strawman,
Who cares if we look like a bunch of clowns?
We'll have lots of fun with mister strawman,
We'll build another when this one's knocked down.

Parallels are so thrilling,
Though you know that you're shilling
No matter what's true, we'll stay here with you
In an apologetics wonderland.

[_Bond...James Bond]

Gone away are the critics
They're so mean and pathetic
You can trust me
And my Ph.D.
In an apologetics wonderland.

Not to mess with greatness (less I be bitch slapped) could "and my degree" be better than "and my Ph. D"?

Oh yeah? LMFAO.

[_The Dude]

We'll head off the antis with a strawman
And pretend that it's their argument
When they complain about it, we'll say aw, man.
We know better what you really meant.

Ho - ho - ho!

When the ward choir stands to sing this, can Charity step forward and do this part solo?

[_KimberlyAnn]

Fantastic, Runtu!

You so rock.

KA

[_Some Schmo]

Good stuff.

What about the virgin birth?
What's God's sperm really worth?
It seems to me
Done artificially
In an apologetics wonderland.

[_Runtu]

For the record, I'm not suggesting that there's some vast conspiracy to keep Mike Quinn unemployed. ;)

[_Who Knows]

Ho - ho - ho!

I think nowadays it's supposed to be "Ha - ha - ha!".

lol.

[_Scottie]

Genious!

[_Imwashingmypirate]

For the record, I'm not suggesting that there's some vast conspiracy to keep Mike Quinn unemployed. ;)

Who is Mike Quinn?

[_Runtu]

For the record, I'm not suggesting that there's some vast conspiracy to keep Mike Quinn unemployed. ;)

Who is Mike Quinn?

Michael Quinn