The Ultimate Bacon Flowchart

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_Infymus
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The Ultimate Bacon Flowchart

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Who doesn't like bacon?

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_OUT OF MY MISERY
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Post by _OUT OF MY MISERY »

I love bacon. I bake it the oven at 350 degrees until it reaches the desired doness. So I don't have to worry about it splattering on me. Bacon is the food of Gods.
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_Blixa
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Post by _Blixa »

Bacon = yes. I adore bacon. Everytime I eat it, I think of the line in an early Replacement's song about having bacon and cigarettes for dinner. I haven't added the smokes yet, but many is the time I've made a meal out of bacon solo.

As for cooking it, this is now a moot point for me. There is an amazing bagel shop two blocks from me that has a bacon "side" for two dollars. I put side in quotes because its nearly a half a pound (pre-cooking weight). And its always perfectly crisp.
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_Gazelam
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Post by _Gazelam »

ha ha, that's funny infymus. Good find!
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_asbestosman
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Post by _asbestosman »

Nice.

On the door of someone's office on the way to mine is a sign that says, "WWBD: What Would Bacon Do" including a plastic bacon to spin in a pan to point at various options.
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_KimberlyAnn
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Post by _KimberlyAnn »

Really funny, Infymus!

I love bacon!

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_Dr. Shades
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Post by _Dr. Shades »

Now that I think of it, I don't think I've ever heard of anyone who doesn't like bacon.
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_asbestosman
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Post by _asbestosman »

Dr. Shades wrote:Now that I think of it, I don't think I've ever heard of anyone who doesn't like bacon.

I wonder if Bin Laden likes bacon.
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_The Nehor
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Post by _The Nehor »

Dr. Shades wrote:Now that I think of it, I don't think I've ever heard of anyone who doesn't like bacon.


One of my ex's hated bacon.
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