Jesus is here!!!

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_Imwashingmypirate
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Jesus is here!!!

Post by _Imwashingmypirate »

I thought that'd get yer attention.

I have lost track of these discussions. Jeepers.

I was reading my journal and found something about a dream I had had. I dreampt Jesus would be on his way in the future but when I looked at the dates, this is the time. He is (according to my dream) on his way. Thing is. In my dream it took time for him to get here. I am now remembering multiple dreams I have had. It is scary. When at church on Sunday, a lady was bearing her testimony and she was talking about a little girl. This little girl was in an earth quake and she was crying and said something big was going to happen. Have you ever felt lke that? I believe in signs. I always listen to randomers that don't make sense because sometimes I know they have something to say. One day I was talking to a random lady in Waterstones. She was telling me about something big coming. I mean it is huge and if my dreams are anything to go by then I believe her. How will we tell if Jesus is himself or the other dude that is going to pretend to be him? What if the Jesus we worship is the fraud? I hope not.

Pirate.

P.s. How are you all?
Just punched myself on the face...
_The Nehor
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Post by _The Nehor »

To answer your p.s.: I'm good.

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!
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_Dr. Shades
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Don't ever change, imwashingmypirate. I mean that sincerely.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"

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_Imwashingmypirate
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Post by _Imwashingmypirate »

Dr. Shades wrote:Don't ever change, imwashingmypirate. I mean that sincerely.


Why should I change? I doubt I could change if I tried.

I need to calm down a bit. My lab reports were "disappointing". I knew that though, as I had only half completed them. I still passed though. Yay!!!

Pirate.
Just punched myself on the face...
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