Boaz & Lidia wrote:While at a routine yearly checkup, the doctor told my wife and I that he is going to DIE.
I know I have been a butt at times but please for the love of all thing good PRAY FOR MY SON!!! I don't want him to die!!
Those that do not believe in god, please light an incense or doobie in his honor or do some yoga or some weird shizzle-it for him.
We are left to take this day by day, week by week, and year by year. WHY?? WHY???
We asked what caused this and he merely replied "birth". Can you believe that? OMG!!
He placed his heavy hand upon my shoulder and looked into my soul as his raspy voice told me, "Birth is the leading cause of death, I am sorry".
by the way, what is your favorite soup kitchen soup?
Please stop it. You don't want me calling you Bozo again, do ya? ;-) Seriously, if men could carry and give birth to children, they wouldn't make cavalier jokes like this.
Boaz & Lidia wrote:While at a routine yearly checkup, the doctor told my wife and I that he is going to DIE.
I know I have been a butt at times but please for the love of all thing good PRAY FOR MY SON!!! I don't want him to die!!
Those that do not believe in god, please light an incense or doobie in his honor or do some yoga or some weird shizzle-it for him.
We are left to take this day by day, week by week, and year by year. WHY?? WHY???
We asked what caused this and he merely replied "birth". Can you believe that? OMG!!
He placed his heavy hand upon my shoulder and looked into my soul as his raspy voice told me, "Birth is the leading cause of death, I am sorry".
by the way, what is your favorite soup kitchen soup?
I take it you didn't watch George Carlin yesterday on HBO.
If you intended your post to be funny or try to act stupid, I am truly sorry.
In a way you misled me personally thinking you were a smart individual.
solomarineris wrote:I take it you didn't watch George Carlin yesterday on HBO. If you intended your post to be funny or try to act stupid, I am truly sorry. In a way you misled me personally thinking you were a smart individual.
Pass the seer stone and hat please.. WHAT?
Hey, my favorite quote from George Carlin:
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a pissing section in a swimming pool?
Sometimes what someone needs is a little reassurance in uncertainty. That's what I needed a few weeks ago. It helped to know that what I experienced wasn't that uncommon and that many end up just fine. I feel alright now, but I was quite worried for a while.
Frankly I didn't want a lot of attention. All I wanted was to understand my own situation and also to let others know why I might be stranger than usual. I don't really want people to worry. Things are going fairly well now.
That's General Leo. He could be my friend if he weren't my enemy. eritis sicut dii I support NCMO
*Scratches head...wonders if he's getting dumber when working at Wally World and doesn't know the joke*
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07