Happy St. Patricks Day to Ye

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Happy St. Patricks Day to Ye

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I would like to wish everyone a happy Enish-go-on-dosh, and that is no Obliblish!

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Re: Happy St. Patricks Day to Ye

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moksha wrote:I would like to wish everyone a happy Enish-go-on-dosh, and that is no Obliblish!

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Hey Hypocrite, this is off topic and slanderous to your ward members.

ummm cun I git a Mod in here pwease?
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Happy St. Patrick's Day to you too, Moksha!
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Some Irish blessings. :)


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A Collection of British Legends wrote:St. Patrick & the Snakes (Carlisle, Cumberland)

Patrick, when a boy, was seized by pirates from his home near Carlisle and sold into bondage to an Irish chieftain. He escaped, and at length reached the Continent, where eventually he was ordained a bishop. Later he returned to the land of his former captivity, and by his preaching converted the Irish to Christianity. Legend says at that time the country was oppressed by great serpents and a host of loathsome, poisonous reptiles. Endowed with miraculous power, St. Patrick drove every snake from the land into that unfathomed pool, amid the Kerry Hills, from whence only the Last Trumpet may release them.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day. Anyone who pinches me for not wearing green will be promptly bitten.
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Sam Harris wrote:Happy St. Patrick's Day. Anyone who pinches me for not wearing green will be promptly bitten.


LOL!

I'm wearing green today.

Actually, my birthday was supposed to be St. Patrick's Day. I came three days early.

Three more days 'till my sabbatical begins! Yay!

Happy St. Patty's Day, everyone!

(Yes, Boaz, I'm moving this to Off Topic.)

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Take this with a HUGE grain of salt, but I heard or read somewhere that "snakes" was once a derogatory term for "Druids." So when St. Patrick is said to have driven the snakes from Ireland, it actually means that he drove the Druids out, either by converting them or exterminating them.

Once again, I'm not wedded to that explanation, so someone please correct me if I'm wrong.
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Re: Happy St. Patricks Day to Ye

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Boaz & Lidia wrote: Hey Hypocrite, this is off topic and slanderous to your ward members.

ummm cun I git a Mod in here pwease?


Starting in on the green suds a bit early, eh? Watch out for St. Paddy lest he drive you from these Emerald Shores.
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Dr. Shades wrote:Take this with a HUGE grain of salt, but I heard or read somewhere that "snakes" was once a derogatory term for "Druids." So when St. Patrick is said to have driven the snakes from Ireland, it actually means that he drove the Druids out, either by converting them or exterminating them.

Once again, I'm not wedded to that explanation, so someone please correct me if I'm wrong.

Kind of right.
Dunning's Cyberpub wrote:We know from the historical experts that there were never any snakes in Ireland so our Saint never did have to expel them. But what Patrick dealt with, and caused him so much trouble (i.e. “the black birds which were so troublesome to him on the summit of the mountain”) was the darkness of a people steeped in paganism and heathen worship.

“For the sun is that which we see rising daily at His command, but it will never reign, nor will its splendor last forever. And all those who worship it will be subject to grievous punishment. We, however, worship the true sun, Christ, who will never perish. Nor will those who do His bidding, but the will continue forever just as Christ will continue forever, He Who reigns with God the Father Almighty and with the Holy Spirit before time and now and in eternity, Amen.”(St Patrick’s Confession)
- Whenever a poet or preacher, chief or wizard spouts gibberish, the human race spends centuries deciphering the message. - Umberto Eco
- To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
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