The truth behind Amy Winehouse

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The truth behind Amy Winehouse

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Amy Winehouse is a dude.

Yes, you heard it here first.

I finally figured it out, so I'll be pleased to take the credit, thank you very much. But take a look at any photo of him/her. Seriously, any picture of him/her, especially a close-up. YOU CAN'T TELL ME that that ain't a dude!

Happy to have uncovered the conspiracy,
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Post by _Sam Harris »

LMAO!

Okay, you just busted a long-held assumption, Shades. I used to believe that men couldn't tell a woman who was once a man apart from a woman who was born a woman...

I think it's just the issues honestly that make her look out of sorts...

But then again, my friend sent me this email the other day about this guy who had gotten a sex-change and didn't tell his boyfriend who was a cop. Well, BF found out by accident and tried to kill her...
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Post by _asbestosman »

What is Amy's ratio of ring finger to index finger length? Men have larger ring fingers.
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Post by _Moniker »

I like Amy Winehouse. She looks fine, to me.
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Post by _the road to hana »

asbestosman wrote:What is Amy's ratio of ring finger to index finger length? Men have larger ring fingers.


Here's a close-up, including the fingers. I don't see an Adam's apple, Shades. Some women are, I think, just interesting, and maybe they have that transsexual vibe.

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Moniker wrote:I like Amy Winehouse. She looks fine, to me.


That's 'cause you like guys.

the road to hana wrote:I don't see an Adam's apple, Shades.


That's 'cause his chin is overhanging it.
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Post by _Moniker »

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I'll tell you what she looks like to me. Recently she looks like someone that has been doing some hard drugs. She looks and sounds like a talented artist. Once again, I have no problem with the way she looks.

by the way, I used to work with a dancer going through gender re-identification surgery. She was gorgeous, and made quite a bit of money. None of the men could tell. I loved that. Still do. :)
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Post by _Gazelam »

Amy Winehouse, to me, is someone who will be long forgotten in a year.
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