Chloroform...

Post by **_Imwashingmypirate** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 9:37 pm

I am in dire need of.....

Post by **_The Nehor** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 9:46 pm

Sorry, I need all I've got for the people I plan to abduct tonight.

Post by **_moksha** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 9:47 pm

Go read the Pundits Forum at MAD.

Post by **_skippy the dead** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 9:51 pm

Off-topic. Again.

Post by **_Imwashingmypirate** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 9:52 pm

LOL. So much so that I even asked my bish for a blessing.

Post by **_Imwashingmypirate** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:15 pm

I have a fever and ache all over esp my legs. That's why I need something to knock me out coz, I can't sleep.

Post by **_Sethbag** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:49 pm

Well, there's always the Book of Mormon.

Post by **_Imwashingmypirate** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:56 pm

If I thought the Book of Mormon would help, I'd eat it. I would feast on it. LOL.

Post by **_Imwashingmypirate** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:53 pm

I really need to have my legs amputated. I can't handle this pain. It is the worst pain I have ever had and now worse than earache which kills. I strtched because a medical site said it would help, but it made it worse.

Post by **_Imwashingmypirate** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:56 pm

Okay, I think I am going to need to call NHS direct because everything I have tried isn't helping and I don't know how to safely knock myself out.