Jesus is Cool [Faith-Based]

Post by **_silentkid** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:53 pm

Jesus is/was a really cool guy, I think. I mean, come on, he lived after he died. He resurrected. I really like the idea of resurrections except that zombie movies get it all wrong. Did you see Shaun of the Dead? That is a funny one. Also, what's this with having to shoot a zombie in the head to kill it. How come it won't die (again) otherwise? If Jesus were a zombie, he wouldn't need to eat the flesh of the living because he is a perfect zombie. He could round up a bunch of zombie minions to walk on water and stuff. They could make their light shine before the world. I can't wait for Resident Evil 5 to come out. I hope it has some references to Jesus or something.

Post by **_Imwashingmypirate** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:01 pm

How can Jesus be cool he lived in a hot country? Well I suppose relative to Satan, Jesus is wayyyy cooler. Is this thread really on topic?

Post by **_KimberlyAnn** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:04 pm

Thank you for starting this thread, SilentKid! I voted that Jesus is cool.

I do think, though, for the sake of your Faith Based thread, voting that Jesus is NOT cool should NOT be an option! Too many of those votes might stir controversy in your thread and destroy the Faithy-Basey-ness of it. :)

KA

Post by **_silentkid** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:07 pm

Imwashingmypirate wrote:Is this thread really on topic?

Yes.

Post by **_Imwashingmypirate** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:08 pm

KA is right. I only said Jesus is not cool as a pun. He is cool really.

Post by **_skippy the dead** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:45 pm

I'm afraid to say maybe, in case that implies that he didn't exist, which would contravene the faith-based mandate in the title of the thread. Oh - what to do!

Post by **_The Nehor** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:47 pm

skippy the dead wrote:I'm afraid to say maybe, in case that implies that he didn't exist, which would contravene the faith-based mandate in the title of the thread. Oh - what to do!

Suicide is the only solution.

Post by **_Imwashingmypirate** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:47 pm

Post by **_Imwashingmypirate** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:48 pm

Nehor!!! Are you promoting SUICIDE??? That is soooo demoting the Church and what we stand for!!!!

Post by **_skippy the dead** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:51 pm

The Nehor wrote:
skippy the dead wrote:I'm afraid to say maybe, in case that implies that he didn't exist, which would contravene the faith-based mandate in the title of the thread. Oh - what to do!

Suicide is the only solution.

That would be a godless act, contravening the faith-based limitation on this thread. Please go create a duplicate thread in the Terrestrial kingdom with this drivel, so as not to unnecessarily derail this pious thread.

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