Birthday Haters Club

[_Moniker]

Well, I don't mind my birthdays for some reason -- so not uniting. Yet, here's a very merry unbirthday, to you, KA.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdsZT7WKjW8

[_KimberlyAnn]

Thanks, Moniker. I take Merry Un-Birthdays well!

Merry Un-Birthday to you, too!

KA

[_Bond...James Bond]

I'm like skippy and apathetic or don't notice them...I haven't had a party since I was like 9.

[_KimberlyAnn]

I'm like skippy and apathetic or don't notice them...I haven't had a party since I was like 9.

Me, either. Or cake. I just have awful birthdays! I don't like them.

KA

[_Bond...James Bond]

I'm like skippy and apathetic or don't notice them...I haven't had a party since I was like 9.

Me, either. Or cake. I just have awful birthdays! I don't like them.

KA

I don't have awful birthdays. I usually get dinner or money or presents, but I just don't want a high profile. And when I say "No" my family and friends know I mean it. I'm not a "no"="A party would be great". They know if I get the sniff of a party I'll libel to go awol for the night by myself.

[_msnobody]

It wouldn't have anything to do with a cupcake, would it?

[_Bond...James Bond]

I think that's more my issue, but not completely. I hated my birthday before I ever considered myself old. I can't quite put my finger on why I hate it so much, but most of my birthdays have been really awful, so perhaps they're cursed!

No one likes to reminded of their own mortality. The thought of one's death is a real downer.

[_LifeOnaPlate]

My wife doesn't really care for being the center of attention, it makes her a bit self conscious. That's why she isn't a big fan of her own birthday. Maybe that lends into it?

How can a blow up doll be self conscious?

My wife is an actual human being. A beautiful, smart, forgiving, patient and funny one, at that. These are some of the many qualities with which she manages to stand marriage to yours truly.

Is she a green alien too?

My Alien

She's a purple alien.