From the "I will embarrass Metcalfe!" thread

[_christopher]

Although some questions will be left unanswered it will be very clear what these mss are not.

Brian Hauglid

What? Not legitimate translations?

I've also ruled out that they are a menu from either Denny's OR Cracker Barrel. Any others?


Chris <><

[_CaliforniaKid]

I've also ruled out that they are a menu from either Denny's OR Cracker Barrel. Any others?

Chipotle is out, too.

[Guest]

I cannot rule out that the mss are the menu from Number 1 Kitchen, a hole-in-the-wall Chinese restaurant not far from my house.

We ate there last week, and after ordering from the menu, nothing was as we thought it would be. Obviously, we weren't supposed to translate directly from the menu, but were supposed to rely upon revelation to order our supper.

KA

[_Coach T]

Wow. So your child stands up and declares that the fare at the Chinese restaurant was somehow equal to fecal matter. How not even mildly interesting is that?

[_KimberlyAnn]

Wow. So your child stands up and declares that the fare at the Chinese restaurant was somehow equal to fecal matter. How not even mildly interesting is that?

Actually, she said it from her seat.

And no, it's not even mildly interesting, but Madeline was correct. The food was really gross. We get a kick out of calling Number 1 Kitchen the Number 2 Kitchen. My family is strange like that.

I'm basically a stay-at-home mom to four girls, so my life is a revolving cycle of cooking and cleaning and laundry and carpools and sleepovers, so I have to look for humor where I can find it. My kids are my entertainment. I realize they're not always entertaining to others.

I'll delete the story about Madeline. Not because it's not interesting--if everything "not even mildly interesting" was deleted from this board, not much would be left--but because it is a bit gross and probably doesn't belong in this thread.

[/derail]

KA

[_silentkid]

Wow. So your child stands up and declares that the fare at the Chinese restaurant was somehow equal to fecal matter. How not even mildly interesting is that?

First off: The Madeline story was hilarious. Your kids seem rad, KA.

Second off: dump, dumpage, deuce, poop, poo-poo, crap, crap, feces, ass, balls, etc. are all words I would use to describe nasty food. My vocabulary is expansive in this regard.

[_KimberlyAnn]

First off: The Madeline story was hilarious. Your kids seem rad, KA.

Second off: dump, dumpage, deuce, poop, poo-poo, crap, s***, feces, ass, balls, etc. are all words I would use to describe nasty food. My vocabulary is expansive in this regard.

I think you're rad, Silentkid! Your movie reviews are rad, too. I'd post comments on your blog, but I'm afraid of native minnow.

KA

[_Doctor Steuss]

First off: The Madeline story was hilarious. Your kids seem rad, KA.

Second off: dump, dumpage, deuce, poop, poo-poo, crap, s***, feces, ass, balls, etc. are all words I would use to describe nasty food. My vocabulary is expansive in this regard.

I think you're rad, Silentkid! Your movie reviews are rad, too. I'd post comments on your blog, but I'm afraid of native minnow.

KA

I think silentkid is rad too.

I personally describe nasty food as solidified chode sweat.

[_skippy the dead]

Wow. So your child stands up and declares that the fare at the Chinese restaurant was somehow equal to fecal matter. How not even mildly interesting is that?

Actually, she said it from her seat.

And no, it's not even mildly interesting, but Madeline was correct. The food was really gross. We get a kick out of calling Number 1 Kitchen the Number 2 Kitchen. My family is strange like that.

I'm basically a stay-at-home mom to four girls, so my life is a revolving cycle of cooking and cleaning and laundry and carpools and sleepovers, so I have to look for humor where I can find it. My kids are my entertainment. I realize they're not always entertaining to others.

I'll delete the story about Madeline. Not because it's not interesting--if everything "not even mildly interesting" was deleted from this board, not much would be left--but because it is a bit gross and probably doesn't belong in this thread.

[/derail]

KA

Okay - now you've got me interested. I love the stories of your kids wacky antics. PM me the story? Please?