True Love

_marg · Post by **_marg** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:53 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVNTdWbVBgc

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-452820/Christian-lion-lived-London-living-room.html

Post by **_The Nehor** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:42 pm

Definition: Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope...Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.

_marg · Post by **_marg** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:55 pm

The Nehor wrote:Definition: Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope...Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.

I know very little about Star Wars. I guess you didn't look at the video though. It's about Christan the Lion, who was bought I'm not sure how many years ago at Harrod's in London by 2 guys who cared for him until he got too big. They sent him to Africa to live in the wild, and went a year later hoping to see him again. The video is of the lion's initial reaction and greeting to his previous owners.

Post by **_Angus McAwesome** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:30 am

The Nehor wrote:Definition: Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope...Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.

Someone's been reading to many Expanded Universe novels....

Post by **_Who Knows** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:53 pm

I thought it was cheesy at first - but it actually turned out to be pretty cool. Thanks for posting.

ps - when was that video shot - the 70's?

Post by **_The Nehor** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:11 am

Angus McAwesome wrote:Someone's been reading to many Expanded Universe novels....

Nope, too much time with PC game. KOTOR 2.

Post by **_Mercury** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:49 am

marg wrote:
The Nehor wrote:Definition: Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope...Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.

I know very little about Star Wars. I guess you didn't look at the video though. It's about Christan the Lion, who was bought I'm not sure how many years ago at Harrod's in London by 2 guys who cared for him until he got too big. They sent him to Africa to live in the wild, and went a year later hoping to see him again. The video is of the lion's initial reaction and greeting to his previous owners.

Did the lion eat them?

Post by **_Mercury** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:06 am

Angus McAwesome wrote:
The Nehor wrote:Definition: Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope...Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.

Someone's been reading to many Expanded Universe novels....

Its the chafing that's getting to him. Nehor is the local gimp, so let me break him down for you. Hes locked in a storage unit located El Paso with only a chemical commode, a years supply of saltines, a laptop from 1999 and stolen power from the storage unit next door. His life consists of posting to internet forums...mostly 4chan.

Post by **_The Nehor** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:15 am

Mercury wrote:Its the chafing that's getting to him. Nehor is the local gimp, so let me break him down for you. he's locked in a storage unit located El Paso with only a chemical commode, a years supply of saltines, a laptop from 1999 and stolen power from the storage unit next door. His life consists of posting to internet forums...mostly 4chan.

My goal is to one day make enough Second Life dollars to buy a computer that can run solitaire without lagging.

Post by **_Mercury** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:34 am

The Nehor wrote:
Mercury wrote:Its the chafing that's getting to him. Nehor is the local gimp, so let me break him down for you. he's locked in a storage unit located El Paso with only a chemical commode, a years supply of saltines, a laptop from 1999 and stolen power from the storage unit next door. His life consists of posting to internet forums...mostly 4chan.

My goal is to one day make enough Second Life dollars to buy a computer that can run solitaire without lagging.

I forgot to mention that Nehor only masturbates to ASCII porn and really old erotica from mid nineties BBS's.

I think he has a page on GOPHER.