For those who want proof of my lunacy, analyze my dreams

[_The Nehor]

Okay, that was trippy.

I got hired by a consulting company to work in a large castle/industrial complex. I realized later it was ruled by the undead. The undead seemed to like me and I saw Dracula though he was never friendly to me. The consulting group tried to fire me thinking I was getting too close. I told them I'd quit if the undead wanted me to go. The consulting guy was incensed and almost screamed at me. For most of the rest of my dream I couldn't find where I was supposed to be working. I learned from a strange mentor what being Dracula entailed and when the position had to be given up. I sought out Dracula to become his apprentice and he rebuffed me until I saved some children from a fire. Then I learned of the self-control needed to be a vampire and still be worthy to be called Dracula. The dream ended when Dracula finally gave up his position due to his dwindling self-control and I was drinking his blood to become him. There was also a crazy love story mixed into this where I tried to woo an enchantress that worked in Accounts Receivable. It went well but every time I tried to get close to her she randomly spontaneously combusted and it took her days to put herself back together again. This was a little annoying.

[_silentkid]

and I saw Dracula though he was never friendly to me...I sought out Dracula to become his apprentice and he rebuffed me until I saved some children from a fire. Then I learned of the self-control needed to be a vampire and still be worthy to be called Dracula. The dream ended when Dracula finally gave up his position due to his dwindling self-control and I was drinking his blood to become him.

Was this the Dracula you saw, the great Combover Dracula?



Sorry, couldn't resist. This joke never gets old for me.

[_Moniker]

Huh. I dunno, Nehor. You remembered your dream in great detail -- did you have to write it down when you woke? I usually forget mine if I don't do that.

[_Scottie]

No Velociraptors/T-Rex's in F14/F16's?

[_Mercury]

Okay, that was trippy.

I got hired by a consulting company to work in a large castle/industrial complex. I realized later it was ruled by the undead. The undead seemed to like me and I saw Dracula though he was never friendly to me. The consulting group tried to fire me thinking I was getting too close. I told them I'd quit if the undead wanted me to go. The consulting guy was incensed and almost screamed at me. For most of the rest of my dream I couldn't find where I was supposed to be working. I learned from a strange mentor what being Dracula entailed and when the position had to be given up. I sought out Dracula to become his apprentice and he rebuffed me until I saved some children from a fire. Then I learned of the self-control needed to be a vampire and still be worthy to be called Dracula. The dream ended when Dracula finally gave up his position due to his dwindling self-control and I was drinking his blood to become him. There was also a crazy love story mixed into this where I tried to woo an enchantress that worked in Accounts Receivable. It went well but every time I tried to get close to her she randomly spontaneously combusted and it took her days to put herself back together again. This was a little annoying.

Have a seat on the couch.

This dream represents your repressed homosexuality, evidenced by the AR "enchantress", because...well...because I need a reason to call you gay.

[_JonasS]

Lol, Cool dream, a little strange.

I remember most of my dreams, I can tell you in detail dreams I had as a child.

I think it would be kinda fun to analyse your dream nehor, but half of the terms you use are unknown to me, I don't understand what everything is.

[_The Nehor]

Huh. I dunno, Nehor. You remembered your dream in great detail -- did you have to write it down when you woke? I usually forget mine if I don't do that.

Usually I only have tidbits when I wake up but last night I had the dream in 3 phases (waking up between each one) and I think that made it easier to remember.

Oh Merc, a hint, if you're going to try to find repressed homosexuality focus more on me draining Dracula of blood. Lots of material there. Go nuts. Have fun with it.

[_The Nehor]

No Velociraptors/T-Rex's in F14/F16's?

No, not this week.

[_asbestosman]

I'm jealous. Most of my dreams lately have been about failing school even though I graduated some 4 years ago (magnum cum laude, but it was BYU so biggie).

My coolest fantasy dreams are when I get to travel in spaceships or even foot powered airplanes. I once dreamt that I could see the starship Enterprise in the night sky only it was so huge it took up most of the sky. I think it was a projection. I've never been able to meet Dracula in my dreams and I so long for it. Even watching vampire anime, reading most of Bram Stoker's Dracula, and playing hours of Castlevania haven't done it for me. Maybe I need a good vampire MUD or something.

[_The Nehor]

I'm jealous. Most of my dreams lately have been about failing school even though I graduated some 4 years ago (magnum cum laude, but it was BYU so biggie).

My coolest fantasy dreams are when I get to travel in spaceships or even foot powered airplanes. I once dreamt that I could see the starship Enterprise in the night sky only it was so huge it took up most of the sky. I think it was a projection. I've never been able to meet Dracula in my dreams and I so long for it. Even watching vampire anime, reading most of Bram Stoker's Dracula, and playing hours of Castlevania haven't done it for me. Maybe I need a good vampire MUD or something.

I think the Vampire stuff came from me playing Masquerade a few years back and loving Redemption and Bloodlines. One of my best dreams ever involved surviving Gehenna when the ancient vampires rose up to comsume all their children and the humans. In the end I hunted down Caine and me and Abel's ghost convinced him to kill himself to end the vampiric curse. Good times.

I used to see the Enterprise a lot in my dreams but not so much lately. When I played SFB I often commanded Klingon, Romulan, and Kzinti warfleets. The battles all ended badly.....a lot like what happened when I played in real life. :(