Advice for Sam Harris on her upcoming motherhood

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_Angus McAwesome
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skippy the dead wrote:
Angus McAwesome wrote:I love how every last one of those "dos and don'ts" the Somethingawful.com watermark has been edited out. Photoshop Phriday FTW!


Huh? These are actually from a book.

The same folks also have some Safe Baby Pregnancy Tips:

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(I'm sure more can be found on the interwebs)


Yeah, back in 2004 or 2003 there was a BYOB thread called "Safe baby Handling" on SA.com. Some of those shown above are originals, but half of them are the shops the Goons did (look at the bottom of those. notice how every other one is missing chunks of the black line running around it? yeah...).
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Angus McAwesome wrote:Yeah, back in 2004 or 2003 there was a BYOB thread called "Safe baby Handling" on SA.com. Some of those shown above are originals, but half of them are the shops the Goons did (look at the bottom of those. notice how every other one is missing chunks of the black line running around it? yeah...).


I guess I don't see what you see. I see what the authors of the book have provided various websites. I don't see anything above that wasn't credited to the authors at another location. The "missing chunks of black line" are omitted because of the objects drawn on the page.

I know it's a stupid thing to argue about, but the authors of the book should be getting the credit, not another website (on which, by the way, I could find nothing related to this).
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skippy the dead wrote:If you're lucky like me, you can doze and nurse at the same time (should I tell you how my oldest would "self serve" nurse during the night, sometimes without me having to wake up all the way? it might be TMI).


Yes, do tell.
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My goddaughter used to romance her mother, take her by the hand, pat her hand, lead her off to an empty room, sit her down, pull up her shirt and nurse.

Oh yeah... :-)
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Sam Harris wrote:LOL, I was gonna wear a bikini during my pregnancy, but not a thong. I do NOT like the feeling of something riding up my butt...


Lol, you don't want to know what went through my head. I am soo excited for you congrats. Did I say that already?

Hehe.
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Sam Harris wrote:My goddaughter used to romance her mother, take her by the hand, pat her hand, lead her off to an empty room, sit her down, pull up her shirt and nurse.

Oh yeah... :-)


Yikes! That's a sure sign that the kid shoulda been weaned long before!
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My bundle of joy will be weaned once they decide that my nipple is detachable, and that it can be taken off with their teeth. I'll still pump, but you ain't biting me!
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Sam Harris wrote:My bundle of joy will be weaned once they decide that my nipple is detachable, and that it can be taken off with their teeth. I'll still pump, but you ain't biting me!


You'd be surprised what the little rascals can do with just gums!
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I'm scared :-)

The little girl in my avatar used to gnaw on my arm, and the sucking sensation was so WEIRD! But I guess you get used to it.
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When is your baby due Sam?
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