Asimov's Thirty Laws of Robotics

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_cksalmon
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Asimov's Thirty Laws of Robotics

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Asimov's Thirty Laws of Robotics
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_silentkid
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My favorite:

14. A robot must harm my ridiculous hooker ex-wife, Brandi Asimov, whenever possible, because she does not count as a human being because she has no soul.
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_Bond...James Bond
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LOL. Other robotic humor:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGxdgNJ_lZM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGoi1MSGu64
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
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_cksalmon
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I'm a fan of FotC--folksy successors to Zappa.

You're so beautiful, you could be an air hostess in the 60's.
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_skippy the dead
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Post by _skippy the dead »

cksalmon wrote:
I'm a fan of FotC--folksy successors to Zappa.

You're so beautiful, you could be an air hostess in the 60's.


Pretty much every line of every song is awesome.
I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe / But at least I'm enjoying the ride.
-Grateful Dead (lyrics by John Perry Barlow)
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_KimberlyAnn
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Funny robot humor! I like FotC, too.

My oldest daughter, Courtney, loves robots. I ordered her this cool robot lamp from Lowe's.

Everyone should have one.

http://www.lowes.com/lowes/lkn?action=p ... lpage=none

KA
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_silentkid
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KimberlyAnn wrote:Funny robot humor! I like FotC, too.

My oldest daughter, Courtney, loves robots. I ordered her this cool robot lamp from Lowe's.

Everyone should have one.

http://www.lowes.com/lowes/lkn?action=p ... lpage=none

KA


Cool! I want a Robolite.
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_cksalmon
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Bret, You've got it Going On

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPyuZ6ZT ... re=related
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_Bond...James Bond
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Re: Bret, You've got it Going On

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cksalmon wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPyuZ6ZTqmo&feature=related


I love the trailoff...

Well sometimes It gets lonely and I ne-ed a woman,
And then I imagine you with some bosoms.
In fact, one time when we were touring and I was feeling really lonely,
And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel,
I put a wig on you while you were sleeping, put a wig on you.
And I just lay there and spooned you.
Bret, you got it going on.
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
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