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_moksha
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Post by _moksha »

The Nehor wrote:I sorrow to report that the Nehor was swallowed by a large carnivorous carp while wakesurfing which mercifully released him from years of painful mental illness.


Thankfully the shark can only bite the uncovered parts of your arms and legs and your head. The rest is protected.
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Post by _JonasS »

I got got a real bad de ja vous there. Have fun Nehor! Will miss your senseless jokes.
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Post by _The Nehor »

moksha wrote:
The Nehor wrote:I sorrow to report that the Nehor was swallowed by a large carnivorous carp while wakesurfing which mercifully released him from years of painful mental illness.


Thankfully the shark can only bite the uncovered parts of your arms and legs and your head. The rest is protected.


I hate to break this to you but I died because I don't wear my garments while participating in water sports. In fact I didn't' wear them at all the whole time I was on the lake. Hence how Satan's great power over the waters destroyed me.
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Post by _Moniker »

Glad you had a good vacation. :)
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Post by _Ray A »

Nehor's twin brother.

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Plays in the NRL (National Rugby League).

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Post by _The Nehor »

How come he got the good sports genetics???? Not fair!!!!!!
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