About my wife. . .

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_Dr. Shades
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About my wife. . .

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Last year I started a thread asking for advice on what to do about my marriage. In it, I more or less accused my wife of not letting me go anywhere.

This past weekend, she and I went to a strip club twice. Therefore, the former accusation of her not letting me go anywhere was false and I apologize for it.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"

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_Angus McAwesome
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Did she buy you a lap dance?
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Yes. Twice.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"

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_Angus McAwesome
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Re: About my wife. . .

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Sounds like you got a good woman there, Shades.
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Re: About my wife. . .

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Shades, glad you're getting out some.
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Angus McAwesome wrote:Sounds like you got a good woman there, Shades.


Yes, I certainly do!

Moniker wrote:Shades, glad you're getting out some.


Thanks. Me too.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"

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LOL, Shades, I'm glad that you and your wife were able to spend some quality time together. Yeah, that's a cool wife who will buy you lap dances, that made me chuckle. I'll give them to my fiancee, but I'm not sure I'd buy them for him...unless I got one too, then we'd be even.
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oops, I was thinking out loud! Delete.
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