I've been a big reader of the Onion for years and think it's hilarious, but the Onion videos on youtube are pure genius. This one is the best:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbVifPkbYsk
The Onion
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Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded.-charity 3/7/07
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I love The Onion. This week's printed edition is hilarious. It's "from the archives" and is set up like an old colonial rag. There's an article about the benefits of chewing tobacco, an editorial about citizenship, and tons of funny advertisements. Grab a copy if you can find one.
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Re: The Onion
B23 wrote:I've been a big reader of the Onion for years and think it's hilarious, but the Onion videos on youtube are pure genius. This one is the best:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbVifPkbYsk
That was hilarious.
The captions they had were great. I laughed at this caption most:
"Scouts say blondes at highest risk, may need multiple checkups"
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Re: The Onion
It's implied pedophilia, something the left teaches is normal and acceptable.
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bcspace wrote:It's implied pedophilia, something the left teaches is normal and acceptable.
Take out the buttplug dude.
Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded.-charity 3/7/07
MASH quotes
I peeked in the back [of the Bible] Frank, the Devil did it.
I avoid church religiously.
This isn't one of my sermons, I expect you to listen.
MASH quotes
I peeked in the back [of the Bible] Frank, the Devil did it.
I avoid church religiously.
This isn't one of my sermons, I expect you to listen.
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And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them.
Genesis 19:5
Genesis 19:5
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Satan's Plan Deconstructed.
Your Best Resource On Joseph Smith's Polygamy.
Conservatism is the Gospel of Christ and the Plan of Salvation in Action.
The Degeneracy Of Progressivism.
Satan's Plan Deconstructed.
Your Best Resource On Joseph Smith's Polygamy.
Conservatism is the Gospel of Christ and the Plan of Salvation in Action.
The Degeneracy Of Progressivism.
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Re: The Onion
You're right, B23, that video was HILARIOUS.
But rather than having captions saying things like "Scouts hope to examine Jessica Alba to bring greater awareness," they should've had the scouts themselves say it.
Anyway, did anyone read the comments section? The comments from people who thought it was real were almost as funny as the video itself!
But rather than having captions saying things like "Scouts hope to examine Jessica Alba to bring greater awareness," they should've had the scouts themselves say it.
Anyway, did anyone read the comments section? The comments from people who thought it was real were almost as funny as the video itself!
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"
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Re: The Onion
Classic! The Onion posits a world in which HBO hosts a presidential debate. OMG this is funny!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWFeuTzGIIk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWFeuTzGIIk
Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded.-charity 3/7/07
MASH quotes
I peeked in the back [of the Bible] Frank, the Devil did it.
I avoid church religiously.
This isn't one of my sermons, I expect you to listen.
MASH quotes
I peeked in the back [of the Bible] Frank, the Devil did it.
I avoid church religiously.
This isn't one of my sermons, I expect you to listen.
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Re: The Onion
Take out the buttplug dude.
No thanks. I recommend you see a doctor for that.
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Your Best Resource On Joseph Smith's Polygamy.
Conservatism is the Gospel of Christ and the Plan of Salvation in Action.
The Degeneracy Of Progressivism.
Satan's Plan Deconstructed.
Your Best Resource On Joseph Smith's Polygamy.
Conservatism is the Gospel of Christ and the Plan of Salvation in Action.
The Degeneracy Of Progressivism.
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Re: The Onion
B23 wrote:I've been a big reader of the Onion for years and think it's hilarious, but the Onion videos on youtube are pure genius. This one is the best:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbVifPkbYsk
Exactly why do you think this is one of the "best"?
Why is it "pure genius"?