Leave the Presents Outside and GO AWAY!

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_KimberlyAnn
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Leave the Presents Outside and GO AWAY!

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This year Annie was afraid of Santa Claus. Her fear progressively grew, no matter how many times I reassured her that he was a good guy. Finally, on Christmas Eve, she said, "I don't want him to come in the house. I don't want him to look at me while I'm sleeping!" Poor thing. I can understand! I wasn't sure I wanted to break it to her about Santa, as she may yet have a few good years with him.

So, I told her we'd give Santa a note and tape it to the outside of the chimney. When I asked her what to write, she said, "Tell him to leave the presents outside and go away." So, I did. We taped the note to the chimney. Annie had a little bag of Reindeer Food, enough for eight tiny reindeer, and she wanted to leave it far, far from the house. She thought there wasn't really enough food there for all eight of them, so we added in a bunch of whole oats I had in the pantry. We dumped the reindeer food on the dormant brown grass as far away from the house as possible.

Annie finally went to bed and fell asleep. Santa didn't come in the house, but instead threw all the presents down the chimney. They landed haphazardly in front of the fireplace instead of under the tree. And it was very cold and very dark and very late when those eight reindeer found the scattered oatmeal thrown on the edge of the lawn. It took them so long to eat every single little piece....

Annie also had a part in the church Christmas play. She was Wise Person #2. She brought baby Jesus Frankensteins. The other two Wise Persons brought gold and myrrh. Gold, Frankenstiens, and Myrrh. Annie's hat was too big and kept falling over her tiny face.

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Re: Leave the Presents Outside and GO AWAY!

Post by _Seven »

Kids are so funny! What a cute story.

One of my girl's HATED Santa. She was 3 at the time. The whole month before Christmas she was a total grinch and would curse Santa's name anytime she was angry at someone. We heard the phrase "I hate Christmas!" everyday that month. One time while Christmas shopping she had a meltdown at Target when I wouldn't buy her a Princess dress. I had to carry her out of the store kicking and screaming "I HATE SANTA!!!!! Santa is STUPID!!!!"

This year she warmed up to him though and sat on his lap for a picture.
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That which is wrong under one circumstance, may be, and often is, right under another." Joseph Smith
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Thanks for sharing that KA. It is good to expect persons respect boundaries.
"The Lord is near to all who call on him, to all who call on him in truth. He fulfills the desire of those who fear him; he also hears their cry and saves them.” Psalm 145:18-19 ESV
_KimberlyAnn
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Seven,

Until Annie, none of my girls were scared of Santa. But once, many years ago, my Brother-in-law decided to play Santa. He got a Santa Suit and put it on in my in-laws' garage. Unfortunately, he had a beer and marijuana habit and decided to partake just before coming in to hand out gifts. (With my in-laws the way they are, I cannot say I blame him!) Anyway, Maddie sat on his lap and promptly started screaming that Santa was stinky. She wasn't the only one who noticed!

We still laugh about Stinky Santa. Santa Done Dope.

On a more serious note, BIL is currently in rehab. He's successfully stayed there for almost six months and I'm proud of him.

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KimberlyAnn wrote:We still laugh about Stinky Santa. Santa Done Dope.


"Santa's sweaty and he smells like beer..."

The Man In The Santa Suit by Fountains of Wayne
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