Second Coming fast approaches...

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Second Coming fast approaches...

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We have been hearing about the Second Coming and waiting for a vast image of Spiritus Mundi to appear for quite some time. Following various LDS forums, I have learned that the election of President Barak Hussein Obama signals the start of the Apocalypse.

Wait, there is more ... LDS Church Leaders are preparing us for the Second Coming of Christ. Elder Packer apparently has revealed some of the details in recent speeches, which have required a cone of silence lest a stampede be started.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqaesQ2EE8w&feature=related

Tune into next weekend's General Conference for more details.

:surprised:
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Here's hoping for the big announcement I've been waiting for for three years now.
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moksha wrote:... LDS Church Leaders are preparing us for the Second Coming of Christ. Elder Packer apparently has revealed some of the details in recent speeches, which have required a cone of silence lest a stampede be started.


I applaud their restraint. No one wants another Mountain Meadows Massacre.


Christ has been coming for quite some time now. Maybe Kolob is just a really long ways away. You would think that if anyone had access to warp drive it would be Jesus.

Oh well, I'll leave a note to my great great grandchildren to remain zealously watchful.
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A picture is worth a thousand words:

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Unless it's missing words like:

48 And the Lord shall be red in his apparel, and his garments like him that treadeth in the wine–vat.
49 And so great shall be the glory of his presence that the sun shall hide his face in shame, and the moon shall withhold its light, and stars shall be hurled the from their places.
50 And his voice shall be heard: I have trodden the wine–press alone, and have brought judgment upon all people; and none were with me;
51 And I have trampled them in my fury, and I did tread upon them in mine anger, and their blood have I sprinkled upon my garments, and stained all my raiment; for this was the day of vengeance which was in my heart.

(Doctrine and Covenants | Section 133:48 - 51)

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The Nehor wrote:Here's hoping for the big announcement I've been waiting for for three years now.


Why three years?
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moksha wrote:
Wait, there is more ... LDS Church Leaders are preparing us for the Second Coming of Christ. Elder Packer apparently has revealed some of the details in recent speeches, which have required a cone of silence lest a stampede be started.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqaesQ2EE8w&feature=related

:surprised:


The information for that YouTube video is pretty interesting:

For the past couple of weeks I have felt the need to create another youtube video. When these promptings come, it is difficult for me to focus on anything else until the video is complete. Well it is finally done.


That's the first time I've ever heard anyone claim that they were inspired by God to edit and post a video. I wonder what he calls it when people feel a compulsion to post a video that has nothing to do with religion?
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liz3564 wrote:
The Nehor wrote:Here's hoping for the big announcement I've been waiting for for three years now.


Why three years?


Because I've been expecting it for three years, pretty sure it'll be in the next seven. Fingers crossed.
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The Nehor wrote:Because I've been expecting it for three years, pretty sure it'll be in the next seven. Fingers crossed.


Can't blame you, then it will be "bring on the Celestial Wives" time.
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Another one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTVECvTY ... re=related

Sounds like ETB is speaking directly to those members who deny global warming as a reality.

:wink:

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truth dancer wrote:Another one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTVECvTY ... re=related

Sounds like ETB is speaking directly to those members who deny global warming as a reality.

:wink:

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The earth is warmer. Whether it is a natural part of our earth's cycle or man made is what is not certain.
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