Did ya hear the one about the Dyslexic...

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_zzyzx
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Did ya hear the one about the Dyslexic...

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who decided he didn't believe in Dog?

Actually, dogs are one of the most God like creatures for man on the planet. Willing and wanting to please without apparent thought of reward. Happy just to be with someone. No crazy demands. Most still eager to please even when treated terribly.

We might be better off believing in Dog.
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Re: Did ya hear the one about the Dyslexic...

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zzyzx wrote:who decided he didn't believe in Dog?

Actually, dogs are one of the most God like creatures for man on the planet. Willing and wanting to please without apparent thought of reward. Happy just to be with someone. No crazy demands. Most still eager to please even when treated terribly.

We might be better off believing in Dog.
I thought you were going to tell the one about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac, who lies awake every night wondering if there really is a dog.
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I'm an honorary member of DAM.

Mothers Against Dyslexia

Honorary because in my case mother is half a word.
I think it would be morally right to lie about your religion to edit the article favorably.
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