GC - what Prophecies were given...?

[_Polygamy-Porter]

Seriously...there were NO prophecies nor revelations nor seership across any of the 30 plus speakers?

Dude.

Prophecies died when Smith took a bullet to the chest and fell out the window.

[_Drifting]

Seriously...there were NO prophecies nor revelations nor seership across any of the 30 plus speakers?

Dude.

Prophecies died when Smith took a bullet to the chest and fell out the window.

So General Conference is just an extended Sacrament Meeting. Where paid speakers get to tell real life stories (some of which aren't true), explain doctrines (some of which aren't official), and bear testimony about Christ living (even though they haven't seen Him).

[_subgenius]

Please be specific about any prophecies that were given.

"No cause, no force in the entire world can stop the work of God. Despite what comes, this great cause will go forward." - President Monson
President Eyring suggested four things priesthood fathers could do to lift and lead their families home again to be with Heavenly Father and the Savior.
"As we open our hearts to the glowing dawn of the love of God, the darkness and cold of animosity and envy will eventually fade."......"The merciful will obtain mercy." - President Ucthdorf
"His Atonement and Resurrection provide all of us an escape from physical death, and, if we repent, an escape from spiritual death, bringing with it the blessings of eternal life"...."I declare that Jesus us the Christ, and we can draw close to Him by reading the Book of Mormon. The Book of Mormon is another testament of Jesus Christ." - Elder L. Tom Perry
"I know that as we gain a vision of ourselves as the Savior sees us and as we act on that vision, our lives will be blessed in unexpected ways" - Elder Haleck
"Exercise, reasonable amounts of sleep and good eating habits increase our capacity to receive and understand revelation."....."As you continue to live righteously you will always be prompted to know what to do." - Elder Scott


....just to list a few

[_SteelHead]

Nothing new there. Just the regurgitation of themes common for the last forever.

Try again.

[_Buffalo]

Please be specific about any prophecies that were given.

"No cause, no force in the entire world can stop the work of God. Despite what comes, this great cause will go forward." - President Monson
President Eyring suggested four things priesthood fathers could do to lift and lead their families home again to be with Heavenly Father and the Savior.
"As we open our hearts to the glowing dawn of the love of God, the darkness and cold of animosity and envy will eventually fade."......"The merciful will obtain mercy." - President Ucthdorf
"His Atonement and Resurrection provide all of us an escape from physical death, and, if we repent, an escape from spiritual death, bringing with it the blessings of eternal life"...."I declare that Jesus us the Christ, and we can draw close to Him by reading the Book of Mormon. The Book of Mormon is another testament of Jesus Christ." - Elder L. Tom Perry
"I know that as we gain a vision of ourselves as the Savior sees us and as we act on that vision, our lives will be blessed in unexpected ways" - Elder Haleck
"Exercise, reasonable amounts of sleep and good eating habits increase our capacity to receive and understand revelation."....."As you continue to live righteously you will always be prompted to know what to do." - Elder Scott


....just to list a few

I prophesy in the name of Odin that within 10 years, there will be another war in the middle east. Also, I prophesy that healthy eating habits and exercise will help most people to have increased health.

[_subgenius]

...I prophesy that healthy eating habits and exercise will help most people to have increased health.

(emphasis mine)
and once again Buffalot illustrates how to not succeed in simple logic or humor.

[_Buffalo]

...I prophesy that healthy eating habits and exercise will help most people to have increased health.

(emphasis mine)
and once again Buffalot illustrates how to not succeed in simple logic or humor.

Healthy eating habits don't promote good health? Is that your position? We shall see then who is the false prophet and who is the true prophet.

[_subgenius]

Healthy eating habits don't promote good health? Is that your position? We shall see then who is the false prophet and who is the true prophet.

ugh...nope, just noting that your logic is like saying "sweating will produce sweat"

[_Buffalo]

Healthy eating habits don't promote good health? Is that your position? We shall see then who is the false prophet and who is the true prophet.

ugh...nope, just noting that your logic is like saying "sweating will produce sweat"

Having healthy eating habits promotes good health. I'm sorry if that upsets you.

[_subgenius]

...I'm sorry...

enuff said right there.