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_Yoda

Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions

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14. For where thy credit card is, there shalt thy heart be also.


LOVE this!!!! :lol:
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_CaliforniaKid
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Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions

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I have a testimony of this.
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_Doctor Scratch
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Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions

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Dear Lord, I ask that thou might forgive me, for I have maxed out my Cassius credit card. Sadly, I failed to notice the exponential zeros that were generated on the Maxwell Institute's ordering form when I applied for my Liahona-level membership, and they charged me a six-figure sum. Needless to say, Dean Robbers wasn't pleased. I tried to explain to him that this really just amounts to a very large research expenditure, but I got an earful nonetheless.

So, please forgive me my sins, and have mercy on me for not shopping at Thy Great and Spacious Shopping Mall.
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Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions

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Yea, though I walk through the valley of no shopping at City Creek Mall ever, I shall fear no evil, for Dr Scratch art with me.

Surely goodness and harmony will follow me all the days of my life.
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Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions

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:exclaim: that's not an exclamation point, get the point?
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_Bond James Bond
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Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions

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Someone promote Mormon Jesus to board moderator. Nowzers!
Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded.-charity 3/7/07

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_Yoda

Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions

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Doctor Scratch wrote:Dear Lord, I ask that thou might forgive me, for I have maxed out my Cassius credit card. Sadly, I failed to notice the exponential zeros that were generated on the Maxwell Institute's ordering form when I applied for my Liahona-level membership, and they charged me a six-figure sum. Needless to say, Dean Robbers wasn't pleased. I tried to explain to him that this really just amounts to a very large research expenditure, but I got an earful nonetheless.

So, please forgive me my sins, and have mercy on me for not shopping at Thy Great and Spacious Shopping Mall.

Harmony wrote:Yea, though I walk through the valley of no shopping at City Creek Mall ever, I shall fear no evil, for Dr Scratch art with me.

Surely goodness and harmony will follow me all the days of my life.


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Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions

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This is probably the Greatest Post Ever. I vote that its number be retired.
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_Shulem
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Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions

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I rebuke you in the name of Darth Satan! All hail, the Sith lord rules! The power of the Dark Side through the priesthood of the Sith lords will overrun this board and destroy those who seek to plant Mormon foolishness!

:twisted:

I rebuke YOU, Jehovah, you animal killer!

Rise up my friends and swear an oath that you will defend the poor animals from being slaughtered by Jehovah and his wild blood thirsty prophets!

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_Morley
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Re: A Warning to Mormon Discussions

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Blixa wrote:This is probably the Greatest Post Ever. I vote that its number be retired.


Sometimes I wonder why I'm here (on this earth and on this board). Then Mormon Jesus comes and makes everything all right.
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