Mormon Discussions and Covenants

[_Bond James Bond]

Okay, I take it back. Mormon Jesus does learn from his mistakes.

It's an insult to Mormon Jesus to suggest he's a popinjay like Darth J.

[_Darth J]

It's an insult to anyone to suggest they are a popinjay like me.

[_malkie]

It's an insult to popinjays to suggest that they are like Darth J.

[_Franktalk]

MJ,

Now that Romney has picked his VP we should be able to get some kind of read from you as to which way you wish the faithful to lean in November. After all you have said that Kings are placed in their position for a reason. What I want to know is what did we do to piss you off to get Obama?

[_Emma Smith]

MJ,

Now that Romney has picked his VP we should be able to get some kind of read from you as to which way you wish the faithful to lean in November. After all you have said that Kings are placed in their position for a reason. What I want to know is what did we do to piss you off to get Obama?

Simply to test Droopy's ability to form single sentence paragraphs.

[_The Mighty Builder]

MJ,

Now that Romney has picked his VP we should be able to get some kind of read from you as to which way you wish the faithful to lean in November. After all you have said that Kings are placed in their position for a reason. What I want to know is what did we do to piss you off to get Obama?

Yea Mormon Jesus. How is it that you let Romney pick a Whore of all the Earth member to be his running mate. Does this mean the Mormonism is Catholicism light and that a reunion is eminent?

[_jo1952]

Dear Mormon Jesus,

Thy maidservant took note that thy thread had dropped over to the second page. So I am offering this post to bring it back to the top of the list where it belongs.

[_Bret Ripley]

O Mormon Jesus! How great thou art. We are all really impressed down here, I can tell thee. Bedazzle us, o Lord, and we shall be bedazzled.

O Mormon Jesus! Riddleth me this: who sinned, ludwigm or his parents, that he be afflicted with an image-ban?

O Mormon Jesus! I'm still waiting for that pony. For lo! though your maidservant jo1952 did hear your instructions, I feareth that your maidservant jo1952 is an inconstant specimen.

Adieu! (Or is that pretty much redundant in your case?)

[Guest]

O Mormon Jesus! How great thou art. We are all really impressed down here, I can tell thee. Bedazzle us, o Lord, and we shall be bedazzled.

O Mormon Jesus! Riddleth me this: who sinned, ludwigm or his parents, that he be afflicted with an image-ban?

O Mormon Jesus! I'm still waiting for that pony. For lo! though your maidservant jo1952 did hear your instructions, I feareth that your maidservant jo1952 is an inconstant specimen.

Adieu! (Or is that pretty much redundant in your case?)

OMG, I haven't laugheth in this manner in at least seven times seven days!!!!

It mayeth be that neither Ludwigm or his parents sinned.

Brother Ripley, Mormon Jesus has not yet seen fit to help me find my way home. We must have patience because our time is not like his time. I cannot do anything about that pony until he gets me home.

[_Bret Ripley]

O Mormon Jesus! How great thou art. We are all really impressed down here, I can tell thee. Bedazzle us, o Lord, and we shall be bedazzled.

O Mormon Jesus! Riddleth me this: who sinned, ludwigm or his parents, that he be afflicted with an image-ban?

O Mormon Jesus! I'm still waiting for that pony. For lo! though your maidservant jo1952 did hear your instructions, I feareth that your maidservant jo1952 is an inconstant specimen.

Adieu! (Or is that pretty much redundant in your case?)

OMG, I haven't laugheth in this manner in at least seven times seven days!!!!

Brother Ripley, Mormon Jesus has not yet seen fit to help me find my way home. We must have patience because our time is not like his time. I cannot do anything about that pony until he gets me home.

For want of bus fare, I remain ponyless.