or all of the above?

Forum Member:-So Subgenius if you are so smart tell us where Kolob is?
Subgenius:- Uhmm?, well, uh, I don't know where it’s not.
Forum Member:- So which is it? Are you telling us, you do or don't know where God lives?
Subgenius:- It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say where he is or isn't to say that would almost partially be incorrect.
Forum Member:- So you don't know where he is?
Subgenius:- On the contrary. I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be, if that indeed wasn't where he isn’t.

