perspire on the mouse
watch him click on mdb
he can't help himself
MDB Haiku
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Re: MDB Haiku
"Petition wasn’t meant to start a witch hunt as I’ve said 6000 times." ~ Hanna Seariac, LDS apologist
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Re: MDB Haiku
LDSToronto wrote:Metcalfe is butthead?
Updated for exactness:
Hamblin is douchebag
OK, now that is award winning stuff right there.
"Petition wasn’t meant to start a witch hunt as I’ve said 6000 times." ~ Hanna Seariac, LDS apologist
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Hey, here is Scott Lloyd
Warrior at Chik-fil-A
The stupid, it burns
Warrior at Chik-fil-A
The stupid, it burns
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These are so great, guys.
I just laugh and snort loudly,
Just keep 'em coming
I just laugh and snort loudly,
Just keep 'em coming
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Re: MDB Haiku
Scott Lloyd chokes the Chik
fil-A down his gaping maw
and prays gay away
fil-A down his gaping maw
and prays gay away
"Petition wasn’t meant to start a witch hunt as I’ve said 6000 times." ~ Hanna Seariac, LDS apologist
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_LDSToronto
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Re: MDB Haiku
Pitbull and J-Lo
make lusty web dance. Creates
curious apologist.
make lusty web dance. Creates
curious apologist.
"Others cannot endure their own littleness unless they can translate it into meaningfulness on the largest possible level."
~ Ernest Becker
"Whether you think of it as heavenly or as earthly, if you love life immortality is no consolation for death."
~ Simone de Beauvoir
~ Ernest Becker
"Whether you think of it as heavenly or as earthly, if you love life immortality is no consolation for death."
~ Simone de Beauvoir
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_Equality
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Re: MDB Haiku
Widows need lovin'
Boy needs Tommy's choo-choo train
Paper boy is dead
Boy needs Tommy's choo-choo train
Paper boy is dead
"The Church is authoritarian, tribal, provincial, and founded on a loosely biblical racist frontier sex cult."--Juggler Vain
"The LDS church is the Amway of religions. Even with all the soap they sell, they still manage to come away smelling dirty."--Some Schmo
"The LDS church is the Amway of religions. Even with all the soap they sell, they still manage to come away smelling dirty."--Some Schmo
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Re: MDB Haiku
long papyrus scrolls
dance in his dreams like women
tease him and retreat
dance in his dreams like women
tease him and retreat
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These are killing me! I will whittle away the hours in a boring meeting thinking of new haiku.
"Others cannot endure their own littleness unless they can translate it into meaningfulness on the largest possible level."
~ Ernest Becker
"Whether you think of it as heavenly or as earthly, if you love life immortality is no consolation for death."
~ Simone de Beauvoir
~ Ernest Becker
"Whether you think of it as heavenly or as earthly, if you love life immortality is no consolation for death."
~ Simone de Beauvoir
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Re: MDB Haiku
Joseph to Emma:
"That angel, he forced me to
Bed all those women!"
Witnesses saw them -
My gold plates from Moroni,
They really were there!
Look, I'm a prophet.
I've a bank here in Kirtland
One that you can trust.
Writing these haikus
Means I am anti-Mormon?
Nah, just having fun.
"That angel, he forced me to
Bed all those women!"
Witnesses saw them -
My gold plates from Moroni,
They really were there!
Look, I'm a prophet.
I've a bank here in Kirtland
One that you can trust.
Writing these haikus
Means I am anti-Mormon?
Nah, just having fun.
Zadok:
I did not have a faith crisis. I discovered that the Church was having a truth crisis.
Maksutov:
That's the problem with this supernatural stuff, it doesn't really solve anything. It's a placeholder for ignorance.
I did not have a faith crisis. I discovered that the Church was having a truth crisis.
Maksutov:
That's the problem with this supernatural stuff, it doesn't really solve anything. It's a placeholder for ignorance.