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_Sethbag
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Kishkumen wrote:Scott Lloyd chokes the Chik
fil-A down his gaping maw
and prays gay away


Oh SNAP! Golden Globe goes to Kishkumen!
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_Sethbag
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Mormon Jesus wrote:Revelation given to Mormon Discussions 16 October 2012. Members of the board had been pondering the ancient principle of haiku. This revelation followed.

1-3, What hath God wrought?

1. Thus saith the Lord:
2. Yea, yea, and it came to pass,
3. Even so. Amen.

OMFG. Fantastic!
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At heart I stab thee.
I spit my last breath at thee
Oh thou damned whale!
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_Kishkumen
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Nightlion wrote:At heart I stab thee.
I spit my last breath at thee
Oh thou damned whale!


Wonderful!
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_Bond James Bond
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Paintball range owner?
Failed venture capitalist!
Medicine? Vodka!
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Romney ass gets kicked
Droopy is suicidal
Four more years confirmed
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_Kishkumen
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magic seer stone shine
show me treasure in the earth
save my family
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_Darth J
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Helen is Joe's wife
Her family will be blessed
She's fourteen years old
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Crenelated heights
A great and spacious building
The room Terrestrial
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Joseph Smith the man
prophet whom God made to keep
binders of women
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