MDB Haiku

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_Darth J
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Welcome to our mall
One, two, three, let's go shopping!
We're still a church, right?
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_Kishkumen
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Darth J wrote:Welcome to our mall
One, two, three, let's go shopping!
We're still a church, right?


Well played, sir.
"Petition wasn’t meant to start a witch hunt as I’ve said 6000 times." ~ Hanna Seariac, LDS apologist
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_Dr. Shades
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Mopologetics,
slain by administrator
Who? Gerald Bradford

An old curmudgeon
"You shouldn't be selling this!"
Staples the receipt

Gerald thought Daniel
had one office too many
Now Dan has one less

William Schryver can't
publish anything through FARMS
Has himself to blame

There's a new website!
It's "Mormon Interpreter."
Old-FARMS rides again
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"

--Louis Midgley
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_Kishkumen
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Re: MDB Haiku

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Dr. Shades wrote:Gerald thought Daniel
had one office too many
Now Dan has one less


Another award-worthy contribution. I think this captures something of the haiku spirit so well.
"Petition wasn’t meant to start a witch hunt as I’ve said 6000 times." ~ Hanna Seariac, LDS apologist
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_Bob Loblaw
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I need you tonight
And If Emma don't come there
is perfect safety
"It doesn't seem fair, does it Norm--that I should have so much knowledge when there are people in the world that have to go to bed stupid every night." -- Clifford C. Clavin, USPS

"¡No contaban con mi astucia!" -- El Chapulin Colorado
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_Bob Loblaw
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A skin of blackness
Racist? who, us? Not one drop
of African blood
"It doesn't seem fair, does it Norm--that I should have so much knowledge when there are people in the world that have to go to bed stupid every night." -- Clifford C. Clavin, USPS

"¡No contaban con mi astucia!" -- El Chapulin Colorado
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_Bob Loblaw
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Handcarts cheaper, the
children die on the freezing plains
It's a miracle!
"It doesn't seem fair, does it Norm--that I should have so much knowledge when there are people in the world that have to go to bed stupid every night." -- Clifford C. Clavin, USPS

"¡No contaban con mi astucia!" -- El Chapulin Colorado
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_Kishkumen
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punished for your sins
not those of Father Adam
but the sin of Ham?
"Petition wasn’t meant to start a witch hunt as I’ve said 6000 times." ~ Hanna Seariac, LDS apologist
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_Bob Loblaw
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Gordon's walnut tree
Needed to find a good home
Conference Center.
"It doesn't seem fair, does it Norm--that I should have so much knowledge when there are people in the world that have to go to bed stupid every night." -- Clifford C. Clavin, USPS

"¡No contaban con mi astucia!" -- El Chapulin Colorado
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_Kishkumen
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Re: MDB Haiku

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Brigham was a king
who governed like a tyrant
there's blood on his hands
"Petition wasn’t meant to start a witch hunt as I’ve said 6000 times." ~ Hanna Seariac, LDS apologist
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