We are not a cult
Where does tithing money go?
You shut your damn mouth
MDB Haiku
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_Darth J
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"Pay, pray, and obey"
But what if that does not work?
"Then pray about it"
But what if that does not work?
"Then pray about it"
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_Equality
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Dan looks at the plate
"I want a jelly doughnut!"
Only crumbs remain
"I want a jelly doughnut!"
Only crumbs remain
"The Church is authoritarian, tribal, provincial, and founded on a loosely biblical racist frontier sex cult."--Juggler Vain
"The LDS church is the Amway of religions. Even with all the soap they sell, they still manage to come away smelling dirty."--Some Schmo
"The LDS church is the Amway of religions. Even with all the soap they sell, they still manage to come away smelling dirty."--Some Schmo
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_Racer
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Facsimile 1
Church admits translation wrong
Still in B-o-A
Church admits translation wrong
Still in B-o-A
Tapirs... Yeah... That's the ticket!
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_Sethbag
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malkie wrote:Racer wrote::lol: Best thread ever! I can't stop laughing! I wish i was creative enough to come up with some, but the damn syllable count always gets me. I hope this thread continues for another 10 pages. Keep em coming!
I can't stop laughing!
I wish i was creative.
Damn syllable count!
Bravo!
Mormonism ceased being a compelling topic for me when I finally came to terms with its transformation from a personality cult into a combination of a real estate company, a SuperPac, and Westboro Baptist Church. - Kishkumen
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_Racer
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Richard G. Scott
Victims at fault for abuse
Creepy head-on stare
Victims at fault for abuse
Creepy head-on stare
Tapirs... Yeah... That's the ticket!
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_Darth J
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Racer wrote:Richard G. Scott
Victims at fault for abuse
Creepy head-on stare
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_Racer
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Special witnesses
Too sacred to talk about
Witness is weakened
Too sacred to talk about
Witness is weakened
Tapirs... Yeah... That's the ticket!
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Barack Obama
Are you really from Kenya?
Oh blue Hawaii!
Are you really from Kenya?
Oh blue Hawaii!
Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded.-charity 3/7/07
MASH quotes
I peeked in the back [of the Bible] Frank, the Devil did it.
I avoid church religiously.
This isn't one of my sermons, I expect you to listen.
MASH quotes
I peeked in the back [of the Bible] Frank, the Devil did it.
I avoid church religiously.
This isn't one of my sermons, I expect you to listen.
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Benson, RFM
Recycles same 5 stories
Please stop milking it
Recycles same 5 stories
Please stop milking it
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Tapirs... Yeah... That's the ticket!