Socialism wrong
Law of consecration ideal
Cog diss it to fit
MDB Haiku
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_Racer
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Re: MDB Haiku
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Re: MDB Haiku
LGT is dead.
Sorenson cannot save it;
Attacks Coe instead.
* * * *
If you starved a goat
And stuffed him into a suit
You would get Greg Smith.
* * * *
Huffing, out of breath,
Camera shaky--Hamblin
Films two co-eds' butts.
Sorenson cannot save it;
Attacks Coe instead.
* * * *
If you starved a goat
And stuffed him into a suit
You would get Greg Smith.
* * * *
Huffing, out of breath,
Camera shaky--Hamblin
Films two co-eds' butts.
"[I]f, while hoping that everybody else will be honest and so forth, I can personally prosper through unethical and immoral acts without being detected and without risk, why should I not?." --Daniel Peterson, 6/4/14
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Daniel Peterson
Owns a big assault rifle.
Wants to gun me down.
Owns a big assault rifle.
Wants to gun me down.
"[I]f, while hoping that everybody else will be honest and so forth, I can personally prosper through unethical and immoral acts without being detected and without risk, why should I not?." --Daniel Peterson, 6/4/14
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_Darth J
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Doctor Scratch wrote:If you starved a goat
And stuffed him into a suit
You would get Greg Smith
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ahem.
Sorry, let me regain my composure.......
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Dear Drifting:
The first line of a haiku has five syllables. Not four, not six, but five.
The second line of a haiku has seven syllables. It doesn't have any number of syllables other than seven.
The third and final line of a haiku also has five syllables, just like the first line.
None of these items are negotiable.
Now go thou and sin no more.
The first line of a haiku has five syllables. Not four, not six, but five.
The second line of a haiku has seven syllables. It doesn't have any number of syllables other than seven.
The third and final line of a haiku also has five syllables, just like the first line.
None of these items are negotiable.
Now go thou and sin no more.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"
--Louis Midgley
--Louis Midgley
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Re: MDB Haiku
Darth J wrote:If you starved a goat
And stuffed him into a suit
You would get Greg Smith.
Laugh tears are flowing
I really laughed, yea, guffawed
Darth J is genius
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"The LDS church is the Amway of religions. Even with all the soap they sell, they still manage to come away smelling dirty."--Some Schmo
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Re: MDB Haiku
The following haiku is in honor of FAIR's sour grapes for Meldrum. I get a kick about FAIR's and DCP's hand wringing over Meldrum's theories. I like how they hoist themselves up as the pillar of scientific accuracy when it comes to archeology and point out that Meldrum's claims are BS. It reminds me of two nerds fighting about who would win in a fight between Spiderman and Batman. Its a silly debate because its about fictional characters in a fictional world. I have to feel that there is some envy since Meldrum's tall tells have gained a following including Glenn Beck and he probably is making some decent $ sellling books, tapes, lectures, tours and etc. I imagine it gets under the skin of Scott Gordon and his crew who haven't been able to monetize to the degree of Meldrum.
Meldrum rakes it in
FAIR wishes their fiction made cash
Envy spurs hit piece
Meldrum rakes it in
FAIR wishes their fiction made cash
Envy spurs hit piece
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Equality wrote:Darth J wrote:If you starved a goat
And stuffed him into a suit
You would get Greg Smith.
Laugh tears are flowing
I really laughed, yea, guffawed
Darth J is genius
That was Doctor Scratch, not me. I was just quoting it.
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Re: MDB Haiku
William Hamblin
Hair attaches like lego piece
DCP's Rockwell
Hair attaches like lego piece
DCP's Rockwell
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Re: MDB Haiku
malkie wrote:Racer wrote::lol: Best thread ever! I can't stop laughing! I wish i was creative enough to come up with some, but the damn syllable count always gets me. I hope this thread continues for another 10 pages. Keep em coming!
I can't stop laughing!
I wish i was creative.
Damn syllable count!
Thanks Malkie! This made me see things in a different angle. You helped me break out of my shell and throw together some haikus! This is fun!
Tapirs... Yeah... That's the ticket!