MDB Haiku
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_Gadianton
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Re: MDB Haiku
Thank you, Dr, both of those scientifically accurate labels were invented by Dr. Shades long ago. Of course, the apologists invented the reality behind the labels.
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_Racer
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Re: MDB Haiku
Fence Sitter wrote:Digging treasure, hard
Making up stories, easy
Look I get more wives!
Perfection! In fact, this haiku sums up the entire reason the church came into existence. I wish this haiku existed before I slogged through Rough Stone Rolling. This would have saved me days. Nice work.
Tapirs... Yeah... That's the ticket!
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_Kishkumen
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Gadianton wrote:Internet Mormon
Lobotomopologist
Hallowed be thy rage
A revelation.
"Petition wasn’t meant to start a witch hunt as I’ve said 6000 times." ~ Hanna Seariac, LDS apologist
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_Falcon A
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Re: MDB Haiku
Still in nursery
Can't seem to get out of there
Is this a good place?
Can't seem to get out of there
Is this a good place?
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_Falcon A
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Love Temple service
Best. Place. Ever. Angels there.
Emperor's New Clothes.
Best. Place. Ever. Angels there.
Emperor's New Clothes.
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_Nightlion
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Poliogetics
A malformed sort of logic
Just say it...it's so
A malformed sort of logic
Just say it...it's so
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_Equality
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Poliogetics
Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?
Never heard of it
Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?
Never heard of it
"The Church is authoritarian, tribal, provincial, and founded on a loosely biblical racist frontier sex cult."--Juggler Vain
"The LDS church is the Amway of religions. Even with all the soap they sell, they still manage to come away smelling dirty."--Some Schmo
"The LDS church is the Amway of religions. Even with all the soap they sell, they still manage to come away smelling dirty."--Some Schmo
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_Bret Ripley
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Zelph vainglorious
Eastward! roll the chariots
Release the Cumom!
Eastward! roll the chariots
Release the Cumom!
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_Fence Sitter
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One Hill Cumorah!
No Evidence in the North?
Two Hill Cumorahs!!
No Evidence in the North?
Two Hill Cumorahs!!
"Any over-ritualized religion since the dawn of time can make its priests say yes, we know, it is rotten, and hard luck, but just do as we say, keep at the ritual, stick it out, give us your money and you'll end up with the angels in heaven for evermore."
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_Racer
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King Follett Discourse
"I don't know that we teach that"
Members now confused
"I don't know that we teach that"
Members now confused
Tapirs... Yeah... That's the ticket!