does resurrected Jesus have?

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The Erotic Apologist wrote:And is Jesus' DNA a combination of Joseph and Mary's DNA? Or a combination of Mary's and God's DNA?

This is why the question of whether Jesus experienced nocturnal emission is important, because his spermatozoa would tell us whether or not he is a robot.


Excellent question!!! I wonder if this is why it is a woman's DNA which is used to determine lineage; and not God's DNA???

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LittleNipper wrote:
just me wrote:Where is resurrected Jesus?

He presently is in Heaven waiting to return to earth to rapture the living saints and reunite the dead saints with a new eternal body.



Where did the idea of "rapture" come about. I don't believe the word rapture is in the Bible so who used it first?
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son of Ishmael wrote:
LittleNipper wrote:[He presently is in Heaven waiting to return to earth to rapture the living saints and reunite the dead saints with a new eternal body.



Where did the idea of "rapture" come about. I don't believe the word rapture is in the Bible so who used it first?

"Rapture" means to catch away.

The word "Rapture", when used in Biblical terms, is an English word used in place of the Latin word raeptius, which is taken from the Vulgate version of the Bible, which in turn is a translation of the Koine Greek word harpazo, found in the early Greek New Testament manuscripts of 1 Thessalonians 4:17.
In many modern English translations of the Bible, harpazo is translated; "caught up", or "taken away". The meaning of "harpazo"[ har-pad'-zo Koine Greek;] is= "forcibly snatched away", "taken for oneself". Christians, alive and dead, are therefore "forcibly snatched away" by Jesus at some time known only to God the Father, and taken to Heaven to be with Jesus forever. The Bible then says, "Comfort one another with these words. (1 Thess 4:18 KJV).
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LittleNipper wrote:
just me wrote:Where is resurrected Jesus?

He presently is in Heaven waiting to return to earth to rapture the living saints and reunite the dead saints with a new eternal body.


Where is heaven and how did his resurrected body get there?
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SteelHead wrote:Belly buttons are scar tissue. The scar would have been healed in a resurrected being. Did he show you his belly button when he visited Tobin?


It is much more a vestigial source of nourishment than a scar. Even apples and oranges have belly buttons. Lack of a belly button only serves as proof for Daleks and members of the Utah Eagle Forum.
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just me wrote:
LittleNipper wrote:[He presently is in Heaven waiting to return to earth to rapture the living saints and reunite the dead saints with a new eternal body.


Where is heaven and how did his resurrected body get there?

Acts 1 >>
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Jesus Taken Up Into Heaven

1In my former book, Theophilus, I wrote about all that Jesus began to do and to teach 2until the day he was taken up to heaven, after giving instructions through the Holy Spirit to the apostles he had chosen. 3After his suffering, he showed himself to these men and gave many convincing proofs that he was alive. He appeared to them over a period of forty days and spoke about the kingdom of God. 4On one occasion, while he was eating with them, he gave them this command: “Do not leave Jerusalem, but wait for the gift my Father promised, which you have heard me speak about. 5For John baptized witha water, but in a few days you will be baptized with the Holy Spirit.”

6So when they met together, they asked him, “Lord, are you at this time going to restore the kingdom to Israel?”

7He said to them: “It is not for you to know the times or dates the Father has set by his own authority. 8But you will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes on you; and you will be my witnesses in Jerusalem, and in all Judea and Samaria, and to the ends of the earth.”

9After he said this, he was taken up before their very eyes, and a cloud hid him from their sight.

10They were looking intently up into the sky as he was going, when suddenly two men dressed in white stood beside them. 11“Men of Galilee,” they said, “why do you stand here looking into the sky? This same Jesus, who has been taken from you into heaven, will come back in the same way you have seen him go into heaven.”

Matthias Chosen to Replace Judas

12Then they returned to Jerusalem from the hill called the Mount of Olives, a Sabbath day’s walkb from the city. 13When they arrived, they went upstairs to the room where they were staying. Those present were Peter, John, James and Andrew; Philip and Thomas, Bartholomew and Matthew; James son of Alphaeus and Simon the Zealot, and Judas son of James. 14They all joined together constantly in prayer, along with the women and Mary the mother of Jesus, and with his brothers.

15In those days Peter stood up among the believers a group numbering about a hundred and twenty) 16and said, “Brothers, the Scripture had to be fulfilled which the Holy Spirit spoke long ago through the mouth of David concerning Judas, who served as guide for those who arrested Jesus— 17he was one of our number and shared in this ministry.”

18(With the reward he got for his wickedness, Judas bought a field; there he fell headlong, his body burst open and all his intestines spilled out. 19Everyone in Jerusalem heard about this, so they called that field in their language Akeldama, that is, Field of Blood.)

20“For,” said Peter, “it is written in the book of Psalms,

“‘May his place be deserted;

let there be no one to dwell in it,'

and,

“‘May another take his place of leadership.’

21Therefore it is necessary to choose one of the men who have been with us the whole time the Lord Jesus went in and out among us, 22beginning from John’s baptism to the time when Jesus was taken up from us. For one of these must become a witness with us of his resurrection.”

23So they proposed two men: Joseph called Barsabbas (also known as Justus) and Matthias. 24Then they prayed, “Lord, you know everyone’s heart. Show us which of these two you have chosen 25to take over this apostolic ministry, which Judas left to go where he belongs.” 26Then they cast lots, and the lot fell to Matthias; so he was added to the eleven apostles.

I believe that heaven is likely in another dimension but it is up from Isreal at least. :biggrin:
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just me wrote:
Where is heaven and how did his resurrected body get there?


About 15 miles outside of Stanley ID. I think he took a grey hound then hitch hiked.
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LittleNipper wrote:Jesus Taken Up Into Heaven...blah...blah...blah

This would be a good opportunity to cut-and-paste the first three thousand words of Das Kapital.
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moksha wrote:
SteelHead wrote:Belly buttons are scar tissue. The scar would have been healed in a resurrected being. Did he show you his belly button when he visited Tobin?


It is much more a vestigial source of nourishment than a scar. Even apples and oranges have belly buttons. Lack of a belly button only serves as proof for Daleks and members of the Utah Eagle Forum.

Wait...members of the Utah Eagle Forum aren't Daleks!?

The umbilicus is more than just a feed tube. It and its associated anatomy (ie, ligametum venosum, ligamentum teres, falciform ligament) serve as scaffolding for the construction of adjacent organs during embryogenesis. If you don't have an umbilicus, you probably don't have a liver.
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RockSlider wrote:Big question is does the Father have a belly button and foreskin?

No to both.* Neither male nipples or a scrotum sac. God is not a sexual being. He came with no beginning and has no end, having neither father nor mother. (no foreskin because there would be no head to cover since he is not a sexual being.) Christ being a clone of the body of the Father would only have the belly button. He retained his scars because he did not have a perfect resurrection for his body born of a mother is not intended for eternal use. I could say more and carry the point to a transubstantiation when the body Jesus took back is disposed of. He will return to where he was before, even sitting upon the very throne of power when all things are made new and the three Gods move on their one eternal round of a course.

*conjecture from putting two and two together in a non-sexual way.
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