Santa Claus Think
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_Morley
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Re: Santa Claus Think
Outstanding.
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_Gadianton
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Santa Claus and his presents are a distraction for the faithful who celebrate Smithmas.
Lou Midgley 08/20/2020: "...meat wad," and "cockroach" are pithy descriptions of human beings used by gemli? They were not fashioned by Professor Peterson.
LM 11/23/2018: one can explain away the soul of human beings...as...a Meat Unit, to use Professor Peterson's clever derogatory description of gemli's ideology.
LM 11/23/2018: one can explain away the soul of human beings...as...a Meat Unit, to use Professor Peterson's clever derogatory description of gemli's ideology.
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_Doctor CamNC4Me
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Re: Santa Claus Think
I rather suspect DarthJ knows perfectly well that a Night Before Christmas does not reflect the actual position of any church, charitable organization, or mall anywhere. I also rather suspect that he knows perfectly well that a hired Santa of any organization is not that organization's "Clausian mouthpiece." With his characteristic dishonesty, he is attempting to puff up the Night Before Christmas' authority. No one believes Clausian doctrine is established by having fathers writing poems to their children.
And when an anti-Clausian shyster tries to support a position he does not hold (which is about the most fundamentally dishonest form any argument can take) by pejoratively labeling the actual position of a believing Clausian a "heresy", that's pretty good evidence that the position of that Clausian is true.
Put more simply: Any position DarthJ supports vis-à-vis Santa Claus is usually false.
Regards,
Paho-ho-horan
And when an anti-Clausian shyster tries to support a position he does not hold (which is about the most fundamentally dishonest form any argument can take) by pejoratively labeling the actual position of a believing Clausian a "heresy", that's pretty good evidence that the position of that Clausian is true.
Put more simply: Any position DarthJ supports vis-à-vis Santa Claus is usually false.
Regards,
Paho-ho-horan
In the face of madness, rationality has no power - Xiao Wang, US historiographer, 2287 AD.
Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
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_RockSlider
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Re: Santa Claus Think
Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:Regards,
Paho-ho-horan
first read through, I missed the better half of your sarcasm.
gave me a chuckle on second read
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_David Twede
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Re: Santa Claus Think
LOL! Very very funny!
You do know that many of us have a personal witness of Santa Claus. Each year, using magic, he leaves gifts under the tree. I can hold these gifts in my hand and it is proof that Another Testamant of Santa Claus is a true record of Christmas. If there be errors, blame it on the elves.
You do know that many of us have a personal witness of Santa Claus. Each year, using magic, he leaves gifts under the tree. I can hold these gifts in my hand and it is proof that Another Testamant of Santa Claus is a true record of Christmas. If there be errors, blame it on the elves.
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_Dianne Ormond
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Thanks for the MT parody! Well done humor through the whole thread, as I laughed the whole way through. Thanks!
Dianne Ormond
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_Hasa Diga Eebowai
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_ludwigm
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- Whenever a poet or preacher, chief or wizard spouts gibberish, the human race spends centuries deciphering the message. - Umberto Eco
- To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
- To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
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_why me
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The OP proved my point. The MormonThink site is bias against the LDS church. The OP mimicked the site and proved my point.
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We are “to feed the hungry, to clothe the naked, to provide for the widow, to dry up the tear of the orphan, to comfort the afflicted, whether in this church, or in any other, or in no church at all…”
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_Polygamy-Porter
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why me wrote:The OP proved my point. The MormonThink site is bias against the LDS church. The OP mimicked the site and proved my point.
Seems that truth is biased against LDS Inc.
Please point out the falsehoods on MormonThink.
Or STFU.
Thanks.
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