Mormon Myths You Have Heard or Can Add
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_Bazooka
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The secret key to understanding The Book of Abraham as a historical document has been fully explained and is merely awaiting publication....
That said, with the Book of Mormon, we are not dealing with a civilization with no written record. What we are dealing with is a written record with no civilization. (Runtu, Feb 2015)
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_Quasimodo
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Short sleeved white shirts worn with black ties is high fashion.
Jello is it's own, vital food group.
All Mormons are polygamists.
No Mormons are polygamists.
All true Mormons are conservatives.
Mormons never lie.
Mormons always lie.
All Mormons are virgins when they get married (the first time).
All young women attending BYU do so to meet a husband.
No young women attending BYU do so to meet a husband.
Jello is it's own, vital food group.
All Mormons are polygamists.
No Mormons are polygamists.
All true Mormons are conservatives.
Mormons never lie.
Mormons always lie.
All Mormons are virgins when they get married (the first time).
All young women attending BYU do so to meet a husband.
No young women attending BYU do so to meet a husband.
This, or any other post that I have made or will make in the future, is strictly my own opinion and consequently of little or no value.
"Faith is believing something you know ain't true" Twain.
"Faith is believing something you know ain't true" Twain.
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Bcspace is on the Stake Presidency.
That said, with the Book of Mormon, we are not dealing with a civilization with no written record. What we are dealing with is a written record with no civilization. (Runtu, Feb 2015)
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Masturbation is sexual abuse by ones self.
That said, with the Book of Mormon, we are not dealing with a civilization with no written record. What we are dealing with is a written record with no civilization. (Runtu, Feb 2015)
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_ZelphtheGreat
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The Three Nephites took Auto Mechanics in High School.
The Dream Mine will one day be the richest gold mine in the world.
The Dream Mine will one day be the richest gold mine in the world.
“If paying tithing means that you can’t pay for water or electricity, pay tithing. If paying tithing means that you can’t pay your rent, pay tithing. Even if paying tithing means that you don’t have enough money to feed your family, pay tithing." Ensign/2012/12
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_bcuzbcuz
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The Bishop can see when you're lying as you tell him you never masturbate.
And so can your mission president!
And so can your mission president!
And in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love...you make. PMcC
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_bcuzbcuz
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If you sit on your hands when being interviewed, you're lying.
When you cross your arms during an interview, you're hiding something.
Sweaty hands are a sign of a masturbator.
When you cross your arms during an interview, you're hiding something.
Sweaty hands are a sign of a masturbator.
And in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love...you make. PMcC
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“A testimony of the gospel is a personal witness borne to our souls by the Holy Ghost that certain facts of eternal significance are true and that we know them to be true. Such facts include the nature of the Godhead and our relationship to its three members, the effectiveness of the Atonement, and the reality of the Restoration.”
That said, with the Book of Mormon, we are not dealing with a civilization with no written record. What we are dealing with is a written record with no civilization. (Runtu, Feb 2015)