Always Singular God Plural Persons

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_Mittens
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Re: Always Singular God Plural Persons

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No a Vampire is a myth


http://youtu.be/bUy-H5MmeGU
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Re: Always Singular God Plural Persons

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Mittens wrote:No a Vampire is a myth


http://youtu.be/bUy-H5MmeGU

That video has nothing to do with vampires...fail.

If you can't prove vampires don't exist, then how will you know whether their sins are forgiven if they drink Jesus' blood?
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Re: Always Singular God Plural Persons

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Mittens wrote:No a Vampire is a myth

You mean you believe in demons, devils, imps, succubi, incubi, shades, souls, ghosts, cherubim, angels, archangels, the four horsemen, great and abominable whores, talking donkeys, talking snakes, man-swallowing whales, demon-possessed swine, and multi-headed beasts...

...but not vampires?!

Surely you jest, sir!
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Re: Always Singular God Plural Persons

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The Erotic Apologist wrote:Nipper, you never answered by question:

If a vampire bites Jesus and drinks his blood, are the vampire's sins forgiven?

Eagerly awaiting your answer!

Wherefore whosoever shall eat this bread, and drink this cup of the Lord, unworthily, shall be guilty of the body and blood of the Lord. But let a man examine himself, and so let him eat of that bread, and drink of that cup. For he that eateth and drinketh unworthily, eateth and drinketh damnation to himself, not discerning the Lord's body. For this cause many are weak and sickly among you, and many sleep. ( 1 Cor 11:27-30 )
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