Four surviving reformed egyptian characters

[_Quasimodo]

if no critics responded it would show I was correct.

Maybe Tobin is back.

[_Lemmie]

if no critics responded it would show I was correct.

not a chance, pal! DrW was exactly correct:

He makes outrageously false statements

to take a break from work or for a little diversion, i'll post facts disputing you, but don't think for a minute your stand-alone anti-research statements are believable. Mildly entertaining? Yes. Embarrassing to yur church? Yes. Correct? No.

[_moksha]

What is listed as the ancient Egyptian character for "good" is actually the symbol for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.


See Rabbit of Caerbannog for further details

[_Paracelsus]

What is listed as the ancient Egyptian character for "good" is actually the symbol for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
See Rabbit of Caerbannog for further details

... shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

This is a real biblical style text (written and recorded in XXth century), so it was proved to be true.
And we have THE gold plate video as witness: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOrgLj9lOwk amen

[_Themis]

if no critics responded it would show I was correct.

So if they responded then by this logic it would mean they are not true. Now since they have responded they are not true.

No evidence of these glyph's from before the missionary arrival means they are not likely to have been created by the Indians before the missionary arrival. Keep in mind as well that before the Rosetta stone they did have some understanding of Egyptian, and getting some similar meanings is expected by random chance. Especially ones like a star.

[_bomgeography]

What is listed as the ancient Egyptian character for "good" is actually the symbol for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.


See Rabbit of Caerbannog for further details

Antioch was a center of Hellenistic (Greek) jews.

The conquests of Alexander the Great in the late 4th century BCE spread Greek culture and colonization—a process of cultural change called Hellenization.

To include into Antioch

If anything this post just supports my theories. If you can find the same symbol found in Asia central and south America you would have a better chance.

[_Lemmie]

What is listed as the ancient Egyptian character for "good" is actually the symbol for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.


See Rabbit of Caerbannog for further details

If anything this post just supports my theories. If you can find the same symbol found in Asia central and south America you would have a better chance.

I'm sure it supports your theories as well as any other fictional book, like, say, the Book of Mormon?

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch is a visual satire...

The Cave of Caerbannog ... is the home of the Legendary Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh (named for the last utterance of anyone who ever saw it). This is guarded by a monster which is initially unknown.... Tim [The Enchanter] verbally paints a picture of a terrible monster with "nasty, big, pointy teeth!", so terrifying that Sir Robin (Eric Idle) soils his armour at the mere description.

When the guardian appears to be an innocuous white rabbit, surrounded by the bones of the fallen, Arthur and his knights no longer take it seriously. Ignoring Tim's warnings..., King Arthur orders Bors (Terry Gilliam) to chop its head off. Bors confidently approaches it, sword drawn, and is immediately decapitated by the rabbit biting clean through his neck, to the sound of a can opener. Despite their initial shock, Sir Robin soiling his armor again, and Tim's loud scoffing, the knights attack in force. But the rabbit injures several of the knights and kills Gawain and Ector with ease. The knights themselves have no hope of killing or injuring the rabbit. Arthur panics and shouts for the knights to retreat ("Run away!"). Knowing they cannot risk attacking again, they try to find another way to defeat the beast. The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch is ultimately used to kill it and allow the quest to proceed.

...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu....

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_of ... of_Antioch

So yeah, bomgeography, I'd say your theory is well-supported. I mean, who can go wrong with John Cleese and the Legendary Black Beast of Aaaarrrrrggghhh?

[_I have a question]

if no critics responded it would show I was correct.

What are you, 12 years old?

I assert on a blog that the moon is made of cheese.
So long as no critics respond to me, then that shows I'm correct...

Holy crap you're an imbecile.

[_DrW]

See Rabbit of Caerbannog for further details

Well done, moksha. Well done, indeed.

If anything this post just supports my theories. If you can find the same symbol found in Asia central and south America you would have a better chance.

Hey Lemmie,

Sorry you had to be the one to break it to bomgeo. His idiocy is simply beyond belief.

If bomgeo had one scintilla of self respect, he would apologize to the board, apologize to his fellow believing Mormons, and then immediately cease and desist.

Mormonism is simply no excuse for being totally clueless, and especially when it comes to Monty Python.

[_I have a question]

Mormonism is simply no excuse for being totally clueless, and especially when it comes to Monty Python.

This thread is dead.

No it isn't, it's just resting....etc