WITNESSES CRASHES AND BURNS!

[Doctor Scratch]

I'm sitting alone in a theater for a 10 am showing of the Witnesses. I'm very excited but sad to see no one else has made this a priority.

Never had a theater showing all to myself. I feel like a prince.

Stem, if you don't mind me asking: which state are you in? Utah?

[Doctor CamNC4Me]

I'm sitting alone in a theater for a 10 am showing of the Witnesses. I'm very excited but sad to see no one else has made this a priority.

Never had a theater showing all to myself. I feel like a prince.

Stem, if you don't mind me asking: which state are you in? Utah?

SHHHHH! The movies is on. Rude.

- Doc

[Shulem]

I just watched the trailer for the first time as if I really care about this garbage movie. Color me totally unimpressed and it seems very creepy and dark. Yuck. Don't want to see this movie. But Joseph Smith ain't bad looking at all. That's probably the good part of the whole movie.

[Shulem]

And on another note, judging by all that clothes they're wearing in the trailer, I doubt there will be any crotch shots of Joseph during the movie to go with that pretty face of his. Sweeeet.

[Dr. Shades]

I’m sure everyone here is champing at the bit to see how this pans out.

How does one “champ” at a bit? I suppose you mean “chomp?”

[Doctor CamNC4Me]

I’m sure everyone here is champing at the bit to see how this pans out.

How does one “champ” at a bit? I suppose you mean “chomp?”

This pleasant fellow can set your mind at ease:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BMPfKq2_XgQ

- Doc

[Shulem]

I'm champing & chomping at the bit for Joseph Smith to take his shirt off.

actor Paul Wuthrich

[BeNotDeceived]

It was a very passionate love story between Joseph and Emma and 34 other women that Emma had no knowledge about. Treasure digs, seer stones, a Caucasian Native American angel, and all kinds of tomfoolery and shenanigans. Two thumbs up!

If only. Maybe some day this so-called 'church' will be honest and up front and having the courage and integrity to tell the truth about its founder being nothing but a wanted fugitive, scam artist, swindler, womanizer, con-man and charlatan and the fact that it's a real estate corp. masquerading as a religion. Maybe.

I wonder if there is any mention in the movie at all about the 'witnesses' seeing the plates only with their 'spiritual eyes' in vision and that they were all either related to Smith or were close associates?

[Sledge]

How does one “champ” at a bit? I suppose you mean “chomp?”

Glad you asked! "Champing at the bit" is the correct phrase. It comes from horse culture.

Now go forth and annoyingly correct everyone you meet.

https://www.npr.org/sections/memmos/201 ... r-champing

[Sledge]

All caps?

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