Billionaire trader dies during penis enhancement procedure.

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Billionaire trader dies during penis enhancement procedure.

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Sorry, but this is just flat out funny and does not appear to be fake.

Billionaire diamond trader dies during penis enhancement procedure

He is 65 years old and he goes in for this kind of surgery?
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Fence Sitter wrote:Sorry, but this is just flat out funny and does not appear to be fake.

Billionaire diamond trader dies during penis enhancement procedure

He is 65 years old and he goes in for this kind of surgery?


That's not very big news, it is just a small story now.
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Markk wrote:... it is just a small story now.


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I think it was a homicide. The motive? The patient tried to stiff the surgeon.
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Since he will be brought back to Israel as his final resting place, can we assume he's kind of a Jew Penile Delinquent?
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Dr. Shades wrote:

I think it was a homicide. The motive? The patient tried to stiff the surgeon.

Is that some kind of erective surgery pun?
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Make me wonder if his problem will be fixed in the res-erection.
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Fence Sitter wrote:Make me wonder if his problem will be fixed in the res-erection.

raising the dead is what killed him.
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On second thought, let's not blame the surgeon. Penile enhancement surgeries are very hard.
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