Guns in America

[Res Ipsa]

I’ll answer your question, but first answer my questions please. As a mandated reporter, if you go to someone’s house, would you report them for having a deadly swimming pool? How bout poisons under their kitchen sinks?

Whose house would I be going to?

I was wondering about that. Are you a mandatory reporter only when you act in some official capacity (e.g., teacher), or does Colorado require you to report anything you see that qualifies as abuse or neglect or some measure of risk of the same?

[Jersey Girl]

Whose house would I be going to?

I was wondering about that. Are you a mandatory reporter only when you act in some official capacity (e.g., teacher), or does Colorado require you to report anything you see that qualifies as abuse or neglect or some measure of risk of the same?

I'll address both your posts when he replies to me. No problem.

[Res Ipsa]

I was wondering about that. Are you a mandatory reporter only when you act in some official capacity (e.g., teacher), or does Colorado require you to report anything you see that qualifies as abuse or neglect or some measure of risk of the same?

I'll address both your posts when he replies to me. No problem.

Thanks!

[Binger]

This is either a derail, or it should be in red ink.

I intend to report it. But in the meantime would you mind returning to the thread topic, do you ever wonder if pancakes thinks Jesus Christ farted while shooting pigs with a Judge in Jackson County, MO, America?

Christ was a Jew and eschewed bacon.

C’mon, Binger - know the basics. Geez.

Maybe that is what caused him to degas.

[canpakes]

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Dammit. I just needed a damn screwdriver to fix the damn loose linen cabinet door, and I can’t find one because the damn kitchen junk drawer is filled with so many damn guns. I had to pour the whole damn drawer out onto the counter for find what I wanted.





I can see that we’ll have to be slipping these into treat bags again this year for Halloween, just to clear them out.

[Jersey Girl]

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Dammit. I just needed a screwdriver to fix the loose linen cabinet door, and I can’t find one because the damn kitchen junk drawer is filled with so many damn guns. I had to pour the whole drawer out onto the counter for find what I wanted.





I can see that we’ll have to be slipping these into treat bags again this year for Halloween, just to clear them out.

I hear ya! There are so many shell casings on the property, I started using them for drainage in my flower pots.

[Atlanticmike]

I’ll answer your question, but first answer my questions please. As a mandated reporter, if you go to someone’s house, would you report them for having a deadly swimming pool? How bout poisons under their kitchen sinks?

Whose house would I be going to?

I don’t know! You choose.

[Binger]

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Dammit. I just needed a damn screwdriver to fix the damn loose linen cabinet door, and I can’t find one because the damn kitchen junk drawer is filled with so many damn guns. I had to pour the whole damn drawer out onto the counter for find what I wanted.





I can see that we’ll have to be slipping these into treat bags again this year for Halloween, just to clear them out.

panny, a mandatory reporter may report you for endangerment. Please tell us that this is a joke and that you are not actually handing out firearms to children. Alternatively, please post your address here so we can get you some help.

[Atlanticmike]

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Dammit. I just needed a screwdriver to fix the loose linen cabinet door, and I can’t find one because the damn kitchen junk drawer is filled with so many damn guns. I had to pour the whole drawer out onto the counter for find what I wanted.





I can see that we’ll have to be slipping these into treat bags again this year for Halloween, just to clear them out.

I hear ya! There are so many shell casings on the property, I started using them for drainage in my flower pots.

You have over 15 guns at your house and you’re giving me grief? If someone robbed your house and stole all your guns you know how many people might die if those guns end up in the wrong hands? Why so many? All you need is one gun, you only have two hands, geez! I think you should cut them in half and turn them in to the authorities. That’s irresponsible to have that many guns!

[canpakes]

Please tell us that this is a joke and that you are not actually handing out firearms to children. Alternatively, please post your address here so we can get you some help.

Nice try, bucko. You just want to dress up as children to get some.