This thread reminds me of my personal favorite, and heretofore mostly privately held, etymological theory for
Liahona -- a clever compound of two English words (Lee and Hone), each with an "ah" sound after.
Lee: the side of a ship or vessel facing away from the wind. A ship driven forth before the wind is sailing leeward.
1 Ne 18 wrote:
8. And it came to pass after we had all gone down into the ship, and had taken with us our provisions and things which had been commanded us, we did put forth into the sea and were driven forth before the wind towards the promised land.
9. And after we had been driven forth before the wind for the space of many days, behold, my brethren and the sons of Ishmael and also their wives began to make themselves merry...
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12. And it came to pass that after they had bound me insomuch that I could not move, the compass, which had been prepared of the Lord, did cease to work.
13. Wherefore, they knew not whither they should steer the ship, insomuch that there arose a great storm, yea, a great and terrible tempest, and we were driven back upon the waters for the space of three days; and they began to be frightened exceedingly lest they should be drowned in the sea...
Hone: to long, or to pine, or wish for. See contemporary dictionaries, or this well-known line by Sancho in Don Quixote, "For shame, Sir, do not give way to sluggishness, but get out of your doleful dumps, and rife. Is this a time to ly honing and groaning a-bed, when we should be in the fields in our shepherd's clothing, as we had resolved?"
Book of Mormon wrote:
1 Ne 18:21-22 "And it came to pass after they had loosed me, behold, I took the compass, and it did work whither I desired it. And it came to pass that I prayed unto the Lord; and after I had prayed the winds did cease, and the storm did cease, and there was a great calm. And it came to pass that I, Nephi, did guide the ship, that we sailed again towards the promised land."
So, in this etymology, the Lee-ah-Hone-ah is a device which, in its last and most vital use, points the righteous user to steer a ship leeward, relative to the Lord's winds, allowing the Lord to blow the ship "before the wind," to what the righteous user's heart desires most (the promised land). Preparatory uses are performed on land (see 1 Ne 16), to find food and get directions to the sea. After its intended use, helping the righteous Lehites steer the ship
leeward on the Lord's wind to the place for which they all
hone, the Book of Mormon text suggests that the Liahona is not used again.
In this suggested etymology, a few textual clues that I find notable:
1. The ball is mentioned in Mosiah 1:16 (Benjamin gives it to Mosiah). According to the
priory of Mosiah, I believe this would have been the first chapter dictated by Joseph after Martin lost the 116 pages. The Liahona was clearly an important named relic in Joseph's mind.
2. The ball is named in Alma 37:38, as a relic which, again, had one primary use: to "bring our fathers, by following its course, to the promised land..."
3. Keeping things straight. Having named the Liahona in Alma, Joseph evidently did not feel a need to name it again while re-dictating 1st and 2nd Nephi. The word Liahona appears once, and only once, in the Book of Mormon (in Alma 37). Maybe he realized, at the end of the project, that naming the Liahona twice in the text might be awkward? Makes me wonder, though. Perhaps the Liahona was named in the original 116 pages?
Or, if you prefer, there is always the faith-promoting, if not incoherent fumbling around, at the
Onomasticon project.