But, why go to all that work when you can just buy yourself a chick. His friend Cee put him up to it. Cee is a carbon copy of Jay. The details are a bit fuzzy, but about 2 years ago Cee and Jay went to Laos and secured a couple of females. About two weeks ago they flew over and brought them home. During the interim Jay told me he was sending her about $400. USD per mth.
I thought it was prob. a scam, but that's because I think Jay intentionally kept things blurred for me. That is, apparently the Trump admin. put a stop on immigration from certain countries. Laos being one of them. The Biden admin. lifted that stop which allowed the girls to come. (Jay is a Right sider)
So, there you go. A pretty Asian girl gets a ticket to the land of milk and honey for the paltry ticket price of having to live with a slob for a couple of years.
Average Cee Jay incels gets to have sex with a pretty girl for the measly sum of about $10 grand and not being able to play blasters at that moment.
Maybe it will work out. Let's hope.
Notes: This post is for entertainment purposes only. Jay reads this board and this was posted with his permission.
