It's Coming in 2023: Cocaine Bear

[Everybody Wang Chung]

I kid you not. In a few months, we will be blessed by the movie Gods.

Inspired by true events, I bring you Cocaine Bear:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuWEEKeJLMI

[malkie]

Come for the movie trailer, stay for the comments

[Everybody Wang Chung]

Come for the movie trailer, stay for the comments

The comments are hilarious.

Totally Legit Youtube Person
7 days ago
We're living in the timeline where Ray Liotta's last role was in a movie based on a true story about a bear going on a cocaine fueled rampage.

Julian Tapia
7 days ago
If they wanted us to come running back to theaters, this is the kind of movie they should've offered sooner. I'm definitely going.

Benjamin Filbert
6 days ago
What an amazingly uplifting story about a timid little black bear finally learning to unwind.

Jizzmo
4 days ago
Interesting fact: the original movie was called bear, but when the bear showed up on set for filming, he was actually on cocaine. The director loved it so much he changed the whole movie.

M K
7 days ago
Give this bear an Oscar. Not only did it do cocaine in such large quantity, it also didn't die of a heart attack immediately!

Wade Sutton
3 days ago
I wish my grandmother was still alive. She would absolutely love this.

[DaveIsHere]

I'm gonna do a rail the size of my index finger when this drops. Y'all seen the previews yet?

Yeah, sure, I know that no creature on God's Green Earth could survive that much Bolivian Marching Powder. Not ever Nikki Sixx could survive a feat of hedonism that profound. But the idea of it. Yogi Bear meets Tony Montana. We can still dream, friends.